brianp38dse
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Well she is supposed to be a 21 year old female from usa which reads to me fat 20 stone male that still live with mum
did she send you any pics
did she send you any pics
Well she is supposed to be a 21 year old female from usa which reads to me fat 20 stone male that still live with mum
did she send you any pics
If that’s her in the profile picture, I’m already in love!!
tomcat59alan
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Nah it must be true look at the photo,what do you mean fakeWell she is supposed to be a 21 year old female from usa which reads to me fat 20 stone male that still live with mum
did she send you any pics
but but but Yanks never lie ,look at their outgoing President .
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Might just be my sense of humour, but I like "outhoing" president in the context of this thread
tomcat59alan
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True,perhaps i shouldn't have edited my post.Might just be my sense of humour, but I like "outhoing" president in the context of this thread
Naw that's her sister, she's 20 stone and makes a bag of frogs look goodIf that’s her in the profile picture, I’m already in love!!
tomcat59alan
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I ran into a complete twot on Saturday,had to go to the Post Office, while I was being served a "lady" stood right behind me,when I asked her to step back to maintain distancing, she huffed and puffed and said this is stupid and moved back,then she moved her mask from her double chin to over her mouth promptly told me anyway I've had my injection. You can guess my reply it went along the lines of her ability to spread and her selfish attitude the twots aren't all on line
it went along the lines of her ability to spread and her selfish attitude the twots aren't all on line
doriz
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I ran into a complete twot on Saturday,had to go to the Post Office, while I was being served a "lady" stood right behind me,when I asked her to step back to maintain distancing, she huffed and puffed and said this is stupid and moved back,then she moved her mask from her double chin to over her mouth promptly told me anyway I've had my injection. You can guess my reply
Lethal injection
tomcat59alan
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tomcat59alan
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Only if you've completed the 20 pages of elfin safety formsCan I give it go on please, pretty please
FFS.
Oh f*ck that just shoot herOnly if you've completed the 20 pages of elfin safety forms
tomcat59alan
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The old adage of the lady who said "I've never had an accident but I've seen hundreds in my rear view mirror springs to mind.
Don't forget the paper shop too
tomcat59alan
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I fit in that category, only place to get a good argument
pity only three people at a time are allowed in,it's a big one, I could have embarrassed her in front of more people.
Like your style, top man.I fit in that category, only place to get a good argument
