sorry about that i take it back just for you:doh::doh::kiss:all better now!!!!oi... what do you mean all are stupid up north
woooohoooooooo some help with these two and your called j hows about that :welcome2::welcome2::welcome2:get ummmmmm:violent: only kidding mate...... wot car do you have and wot are you doing or had done to it ??????thanks jamie
tomcat59alan
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NO,were on our way down souf to sort you proper.were like a pubic hair on the edge of a toilet seat,we soon get ****ed off!!:5bboxing_smiley:
it's always be nice to Wammers day!!!
Sounds like there is a problem looming that someone wants help with. Being nice to me all of a sudden.
well mr wammers and i say mr. i know your not talking about me but did i tell you how good its been talking with you mate hows you today.Sounds like there is a problem looming that someone wants help with. Being nice to me all of a sudden.
oh and just befor i go let me ask you something wot do you think to this when driveing slow i get the sound of a wheel bearing. sounds just like it but im 100% its not the bearing the faster i go the more it shuts up and when on the motoway nothing at all iv had all the wheels up in the air and rocked and kicked each wheel and all as tight as a nuns tw.t i changed the front disks and pads all round so could still bee the rear disks but just dont think its that...any chance it would be the porp iv been front to back with a grees gun in all the nips and and changed wot i think are called chells porb not:doh: the part looks like a fat star with only for sides and rounded ends. but still the sound is there wot to do please boss:kiss:tomcat59alan
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easy JAMIE,dont drive slow
i like your thinking mate but 9 day out of 10 youll be lucky to get over 40mph for a hart beat here...
cool i pop down the pub see if i cant get a few chaves:cool2::cool2::cool2: to help me out as im only littel.... and comeing from up north you got to be hard..oh no hold on i think i can see me nans light onn. yep shes inn:drama: so get inn ya motor:crazy_driver: get the other pubic hairs and make your way.. its onn mate. me and me nan will be ready.but she said could you call 10 min befor you get here as she missed her arfternoon sleep so shes gona lay down for a bit :lvbed-032: bless her
ladyranger
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Sounds like there is a problem looming that someone wants help with. Being nice to me all of a sudden.
funny you should ask Wammers...now sorry to hijack jamies thread or i think that was his name
but this may help him too!. me rangeys being a pig to start on the flat, fine when i'm on a down hill slope. checked the intank pump and it's working, no fuel in the clear line turn the ingnition 4-5 times and wait and the intank pump will finally push the diesel up to the FIP. i've also got an ocassional loss of power, won't rev when going up hill...but not every hill though. take your foot of let the rev go to idle then put your foot down again and he picks up and steams up the hill. so what do you think, FIP needs replacing? worn too much? i think them not being able to calibarate it has caused this. and p.s i'm always nice to you Wammers....you're my sugar daddy!!!
funny you should ask Wammers...now sorry to hijack jamies thread or i think that was his name
and p.s i'm always nice to you Wammers....you're my sugar daddy!!!
Well your FIP seems to be an unknown quantity since your seal cockup. BUT. Fuel pump only runs at certain times. When you turn ignition on and glow lamp is lit. When you are cranking engine, then when engine is running above 500 rpm. When you turn ignition on and when cranking it is powered by battery. When engine is running it is powered direct from alternator. Try bleeding the system properly for a start it may not have been done correctly by garage. First check that spill pipes are not leaking. And that O rings in either side of fuel filter are sound. As fuel heats up it expands, then when it cools it contracts, if spill pipes are not sound or O rings are duff this contraction cause air to be sucked into system past them. When you are happy with these items. Then undo union from FIP and get someone to cycle glow lamp when you get fuel with no bubbles nip union up. If after that you still get empty clear pipe after a few days. Suspect fuel pump has a split feed pipe or is not running as it should and producing enough flow and pressure. No power on hills sounds like fuel starvation. As if pump is not running and FIP is having to suck fuel from tank. Or this could be because you have air in FIP and line, get rid of it and see what you get. If you have a diesel knock this could be air getting into high pressure pipes, try cracking the injectors with engine running to bleed it off.
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know probs mate jump inn. the more the better :5bparty:funny you should ask Wammers...now sorry to hijack jamies thread or i think that was his name
and p.s i'm always nice to you Wammers....you're my sugar daddy!!!
tomcat59alan
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hi jamie,spoke to your nan,we used to go out many years ago,i think we may be related ,if you know what I mean.Tell her theres no chance of maintenance after all this time.See you at the reunion grandson.:hug:
well a big hello granddad how tricks. my Nan said you was a dirty old bugger. she said it never worked out for you two as she just could not get her head around you keep pooping down to the shed with a jam jar and the dog
..i hope you have stoped doing that by now. its not good for you mate well cant wait to see you and the dog at the next one mate:5bcheers2::5bcheers2::5bcheers2::5bcheers2::5bcheers2:much:lvheart-119: granddad alan.....................ps me nan said next time your down. bring mr wammers with you.she said shell do you both at the same time:drama: i dont know wot shes on about i hope thats not sex talk..dirty bitch:mooning:
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well a big hello granddad how tricks. my Nan said you was a dirty old bugger. she said it never worked out for you two as she just could not get her head around you keep pooping down to the shed with a jam jar and the dog
Will leave granny banging to you lot down south i think. Us up here are a bit more decerning.
tomcat59alan
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your surnames not Rooney eh wammers
tomcat59alan
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when she said twos up she means one to hold the others ankles in case he falls in.:kiss:
Yeah just so. Possibly one holding the rope tied around the others ankles. Rooney is a prick. Why would you pay for it with a granny when you have what he has at home. What a bloody waste. Mind you there's a lot to be said for paying for it as required. The bit i got before my divorce cost me £4,000.00 a month for thirty years. Then £200,000.00 when she ****ed off. There has to be a moral there somewhere.
ladyranger
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Yeah just so. Possibly one holding the rope tied around the others ankles. Rooney is a prick. Why would you pay for it with a granny when you have what he has at home. What a bloody waste. Mind you there's a lot to be said for paying for it as required. The bit i got before my divorce cost me £4,000.00 a month for thirty years. Then £200,000.00 when she ****ed off. There has to be a moral there somewhere.
yeah you earn too much money!!!!!!!!!!!
