I'm so fooking glad ive no qualifications or exam results whatsoever.

Luxury barn conversion with all bills paid inc tv license/council tax etc in 40acres of private woodland and gardens, outdoor pool (heated), tennis court, 11reg BMW (****e i know) with all fuel/ins/tax, x2 horses, a quad, access to a motor yacht in the med, access to free holiday accom in Italy/Majorca/Barbados (private villas). £25k pa.

There are jobs out there, ive just been for two interviews and got offered both (i accepted the one above). But.... "I am willing to relocate", many folk aren't or can't cos of upsetting their kids schooling (ever thought relocating may give the kids a better start in life?)

Check out gumtree jobs and search for "housekeeper/handyman" "couple" & "live-in"

Good luck if ya are after work, hope ya find what yer looking for.
 
Assistant Quality Manager
North Yorkshire
£30,000 plus excellent benefits

Job Title Assistant QA Manager
The Company is a leading provider of explosion proof computer equipment to the oil and gas exploration and production industries world wide. It counts most of the worlds leading companies in this field amongst its customers.Currently undergoing a period of growth the client are looking to expand their workforce.Based in a picturesque North Yorkshire market town this is a first class opportunity to join a dynamic organisation, contributing to its growth and sharing in its success.


Job Description

Working for a business already accredited to BS EN ISO 9001:2008 and certified to manufacture equipment compliant with the ATEX Regulations, the successful candidate will perform a range of duties to help ensure efficient coordination and execution of activities required to meet quality standards, these duties will include

· Ensuring Quality Standards are adhered to as well as developing the company’s Quality procedures and management

· Inspection of goods received from suppliers and sub-contractors

· Inspection of electronic modules and completed products

· Reporting on and conducting in-process checks and internal audits

· Reporting on and assisting in resolution of non-conformance and quality deviations

· Control the ECN/TCR process, from raising the initial request, if required, through to completion

· Training and coaching members of staff

· Implementation and co-ordination of the 5S’system


Experience and requirements To be considered for this position, the QA Engineer will need to demonstrate the following key attributes:

· Proven experience in a Quality Assurance position within an Electronics Engineering environment ESSENTIAL

· A thorough working knowledge of ISO9001and Auditing

· The ideal candidate must also be computer literate with MRP experience and a good working knowledge of Microsoft Office applications.

· Knowledge of the requirements of the ATEX Directive would be useful but is not essential. ·

Ideally educated to at least HNC/D level in Electronics or associated subject.


JAM is acting as an Employment Agency with respect to this vacancy.

I would also like to draw your attention to our candidate referral scheme. If you can recommend a friend or colleague to us, who we subsequently place, then you will receive £100 in gift vouchers.

Kind Regards,

Joseph Adams
Specialist Recruitment Consultant - Quality & Manufacturing
 
Vacancy – Welding / Sheet Metal Engineer (Aerospace)
Location – Birmingham
Salary – £20-25k + Benefits
An exciting and leading company in the Aerospace sector currently has an opportunity for a Welding / Sheet Metal Engineer to produce high quality components and control systems.
As a Welding / Sheet Metal Engineer…
You’ll have the chance to use your engineering experience in the TIG Welding of aluminium alloys to high standards whilst working on the assembly and fabrication of component parts.
You…
You’ll have TIG welding experience to aerospace standards, working with aluminium and other thin materials. You’ll have the ability to use measuring equipment, carry out Frazing operations and read engineering drawings. You’ll have experience checking parts for defects, carrying out process inspection and non destructive testing of components.
To Apply:
Please forward you’re most up-to-date CV together with salary details to danny.turner@jamrecruitment.co.uk
 
Vacancy – Welding / Sheet Metal Engineer (Aerospace)
Location – Birmingham
Salary – £20-25k + Benefits
An exciting and leading company in the Aerospace sector currently has an opportunity for a Welding / Sheet Metal Engineer to produce high quality components and control systems.
As a Welding / Sheet Metal Engineer…
You’ll have the chance to use your engineering experience in the TIG Welding of aluminium alloys to high standards whilst working on the assembly and fabrication of component parts.
You…
You’ll have TIG welding experience to aerospace standards, working with aluminium and other thin materials. You’ll have the ability to use measuring equipment, carry out Frazing operations and read engineering drawings. You’ll have experience checking parts for defects, carrying out process inspection and non destructive testing of components.
To Apply:
Please forward you’re most up-to-date CV together with salary details to danny.turner@jamrecruitment.co.uk

Well, that's somewhere round my corner. I dont have the time now anyway, but if I had: Not for that money. The qualifikation they ask for is worth a tad more than 25k...
 
Well, that's somewhere round my corner. I dont have the time now anyway, but if I had: Not for that money. The qualifikation they ask for is worth a tad more than 25k...

Lucky yu have the choice! Some would just be glad of a job :(.
 
I was gonna say Blonde and big titted would be preferrable. But Then I realised Fanny would fit that description?? :eek: :eek:
found a message in a bottle- said "dear Redhand kindly **** off":D:)
 
Have two jobs going.

One in Worcester for a property management company, looking for a finance administrator. Full time.

and one in Redditch, office cleaner required no previous experience necessary 3 hours/week mornings Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

PM me for further details how to apply etc.
 
Have two jobs going.

One in Worcester for a property management company, looking for a finance administrator. Full time.

and one in Redditch, office cleaner required no previous experience necessary 3 hours/week mornings Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

PM me for further details how to apply etc.

Job 1 already on employer direct

Job 2 going on employer direct today ;)
 
I'm a recruiter at engineering consultancy in West Cumbria - we're looking for a Mechanical Engineer with specialist knowledge of Cranes and substantiation of their design - need to have experience of nuclear industry standards. Will also need to be security cleared to SC. Long term contract work paying up to £38 per hour (limited company) Anyone with that experience please PM me.
 
Mechanic / Technician required. Northamptonshire area.
Land Rover experience and ideally other makes of 4x4 aswell.
PM for info.
 

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