Not gone Bushwacker back for some more top quality motoring advice .

Dr Ethel searched tyres and cock breath as you advised , tyres drew a blank but got a real nice pic of you gagging on a disco owners throat yogurt while at the same time being winched out of a freelander drivers brownlane , real nice .

Now bout those tyres

And now in English, penis... ?
 
Well I turned my wellies upside down.
And I turned my walking-on-tarmac shoes upside down.
And wouldn't you know it, they're the same size :p


Mr Carrington wants us to be serious for a change so I'll try :

Wider tyres = more grip, except in snow, where they're worse, and clearance issues if you go too wide.
Taller profile = more ground clearance, less stable handling and clearance issues if you go too tall.
Bear in mind how tall the vehicle is right now (6' 5.5" if it's a standard D1) and where you park it (e.g. in a 6'6" -limited car park).

A better question would be: MTs, ATs, Winter tyres or road ?

There are sooo many threads on tyres to be found with a search on here that one of our members has altered his avatar to make a point about it ...

Go! Search! Have fun! And when you've made your mind up, let us know how they perform.



Will that do Mr Carrington?
 
Well I turned my wellies upside down.
And I turned my walking-on-tarmac shoes upside down.
And wouldn't you know it, they're the same size :p


Mr Carrington wants us to be serious for a change so I'll try :

Wider tyres = more grip, except in snow, where they're worse, and clearance issues if you go too wide.
Taller profile = more ground clearance, less stable handling and clearance issues if you go too tall.
Bear in mind how tall the vehicle is right now (6' 5.5" if it's a standard D1) and where you park it (e.g. in a 6'6" -limited car park).

A better question would be: MTs, ATs, Winter tyres or road ?

There are sooo many threads on tyres to be found with a search on here that one of our members has altered his avatar to make a point about it ...

Go! Search! Have fun! And when you've made your mind up, let us know how they perform.



Will that do Mr Carrington?

Aye! that'll do nicely. :cool:
 
handpump :pound:

I like it.......the word that is. One would never do that sort of thing ones self! :D
 
You go outside to be productive for a few hours and it all kicks off! I see nob gobbler still hasn't worked out tyre choice yet, someone call wlm!
 
You go outside to be productive for a few hours and it all kicks off! I see nob gobbler still hasn't worked out tyre choice yet, someone call wlm!

Stop playing with yer my little pony colouring set and search for a thread that answers the question then......see how long it takes

1.......2......3......4.....
 
Stop playing with yer my little pony colouring set and search for a thread that answers the question then......see how long it takes

1.......2......3......4.....

Got more important things to do :eek: back off out into the snow/hail to fit the brake callipers!!!
 
Fook me! We must be slipping, a Stroppy noob calling folk Handpumps, Drivel; Dr Ethel and a totally random [ got a real nice pic of you gagging on a disco owners throat yogurt while at the same time being winched out of a freelander drivers brownlane ] series of words with no obvious meaning?!

Have you closed the door behind you Paul or are you coming back? ... :confused::rolleyes:
 

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