Amoss1975 · Dec 25, 2019

Hi group hope you can help. I recently purchased an range rover evoque dynamic sd4. 2011. Randomly I will get in the car and press start/stop. The car just dies total loss of power like the battery has been disconnected. Even the central locking fails. If I pop the bonnet open and shut it again the power comes back on.....so weird but I need to know what it is. Any help please guys.

tarphenry · Dec 25, 2019

Hi, you wont find much assistance on here, as we generall only discuss real Range Rovers , and consider the Evoke a Joke, sorry.

gold rover · Dec 25, 2019

The only good ejoke is a dead ejoke.

Some will try to help , but this is a Range Rover forum, so little experience of the ejoke. Someone's wife's got one but can't remember who. Might be @kds ?

P.s Merry Christmas, next year ask Santa for a Range Rover

gstuart · Dec 25, 2019

Or even worse they do an ejoke that’s a 2 wheel drive , wonder if the 9 x speed auto hunts for gears

gstuart · Dec 25, 2019

As it’s xmas , lol

might need a software update , baby RR forum link

http://babyrr.com/forum/Thread-Letter-from-Landrover-about-EVOQUE-ECO-STOP-START-UPDATE

also look on the gov web sites ref any recalls

quote

Press and hold the Valet button for around 30 + seconds and the hidden menu will appear
you can then check your software version

Software version after the update 3366_120109

ps , best idea is to remove ur post code

kds · Dec 25, 2019

gold rover said:
The only good ejoke is a dead ejoke.

Some will try to help , but this is a Range Rover forum, so little experience of the ejoke. Someone's wife's got one but can't remember who. Might be @kds ?

P.s Merry Christmas, next year ask Santa for a Range Rover

Not me @gold rover , over to you @fucmeitsandy has your other half had this ?

gold rover · Dec 25, 2019

kds said:
Not me @gold rover , over to you @fucmeitsandy has your other half had this ?

Sorry for the insult

fucmeitsandy · Dec 31, 2019

kds said:
Not me @gold rover , over to you @fucmeitsandy has your other half had this ?

No problems , other than getting through batterys a bit quick .
Same as her other toys !

RangeRoller dt · Jan 1, 2020

I think it’s a FreeLander with wrong badge to upscale the brand and sell with hype. If you look at typical Ejoke owner they fit the Freelanderer bill pretty accurately.

Could try asking in hairdresser section?

Huddy84 · Jan 1, 2020

Could it be an immobiliser fault? Sounds like it needs investigating by someone with laptop diagnostics.

gold rover · Jan 1, 2020

OP hasn't been seen since the day they joined. Looks like they've not liked the derision

RangeRoller dt · Jan 1, 2020

Who knows what the future holds.

I mean there’s even an L405 section for Christ sake

goonarmy · Jan 2, 2020

You lot are mean. But out of interest is a whole better or worse than a gaylander in terms of shame of ownership?

RangeRoller dt · Jan 2, 2020

We help gaylanderers.

Does that answer your question?

Only ejoking, if I knew anthing boot them I would help but I only do Landies.

Shimsteriom · Jan 2, 2020

gstuart said:
ps , best idea is to remove ur post code

I wonder how long it'll be before he's back to say his ejoke has been lifted?

gstuart · Jan 2, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
I wonder how it'll be before he's back to say his ejoke has been lifted?

Can just imagine the reaction when it’s driven into a chop shop, “ you’ve nicked a WHAT “ , lol

gstuart · Jan 2, 2020

Too late , lol

pwood999 · Jan 3, 2020

Should the Ejoke sub-section be moved to under FL ?

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