Aww HB, neva mind, we'll mek are big day out of the T*O*S*S*E*Rs Xmas BBQ. Be betta than Daft's 'wareda****arwi tour of er, oh, Milton Keynes, how nice, oh, Newton Abbott, luvly, oh, Burton Bradstock'.............Wha!

:D
 
Yeah, if yer cun find 'em. :rolleyes:



Why int yer goin' neeva then HB? Saving yer 'foosiasm fer ar Decemberer do, or banging a munkee?

pot/kettle - if i remember - the fust time we went out wiv yu leading - it was farmers fields/roads/more farmers field/ooooh, a lane/more road....
 
Less jest see where you end up Pollack chops, then see oos' so smug. ;)



'Course ahm fekin bitter yer bastid!
 
pot/kettle - if i remember - the fust time we went out wiv yu leading - it was farmers fields/roads/more farmers field/ooooh, a lane/more road....

Oi, carnt face, wun place we shun't have bin, anna cupple o' wrong turns onna **** of I dunt know me right frum the, er, uvver wun.
 
Dunt matter where we end up there always someone in a tank who'll point us in the right direction
 
onna **** of I dunt know me right frum the, er, uvver wun.

so we are on a winner to start......

an yes, Sirus, wotever happens - we will have a brill day out in the countryside.

mind yu we will need an oh facial photographycator.
 
Fink i'll get me a target on me roof

What sort of idiot would 'ave a target on the roof?

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When asked why - I says coz they wuz out of swostickers at the shop.
 
Eggzaklee, "who'd have a targit on thur roof"? a fekin BMW driver wot swears blind 'ees drivin' a fekin 'Mini'.

FFS, Mini = Issigonis = iconic design = Michael Caine = Mr Bridger = only blowing the bluddy doors off...................THAS a fekin Mini!
 
Seen the 'Clubman'? It's a fekin SHED! An' the dumbarse crowts dint fink ter buy the ****ryman or Traveller names! Feckheeeeeds!
 

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