DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Jun 30, 2006

• #1

Here's a little trick I often use in the summer to anoy the hell out of anyone in the passenger seat of a series.

Step 1: Take off hard top, truck cab, or soft top etc
Step 2: Take off door tops.
Step 3: Fold windscreen forwards.
Step 4: Aim bothe washer jets onto the passenger seat.
Step 5: Find onoying passenger.
Step 6: Holt down washer switch to soak passenger.

Oh yer and Step 3.5: Fill washer bottle with purple hair dye.

Hey presto - very ****ed off passenger!!!

 

one_carb_or_two?

New Member

• Jun 30, 2006

• #2

step 7: silicone spray seats to make then nice and slippery

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2006

• #3

DIDGERIDOOSTU said:

Here's a little trick I often use in the summer to anoy the hell out of anyone in the passenger seat of a series.

Step 1: Take off hard top, truck cab, or soft top etc
Step 2: Take off door tops.
Step 3: Fold windscreen forwards.
Step 4: Aim bothe washer jets onto the passenger seat.
Step 5: Find onoying passenger.
Step 6: Holt down washer switch to soak passenger.

Oh yer and Step 3.5: Fill washer bottle with purple hair dye.

Hey presto - very ****ed off passenger!!!

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wouldn't that be even more anoying in winter?

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Jul 4, 2006

• #4

It's not ment to be anoying for the driver. I smashed a windscreen once about two hours away from home in february, in freezing rain. I aint drivin like that again!! I ended up borowing a flying hat with the old goggles and a lead for a radio flapping around. Then I passed a police car at some trafic lights.
I'm just glad he was going in the oposite direction.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2006

• #5

wimp!

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

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• Jul 5, 2006

• #6

I was going to say "I'm no wimp, I'm hard". But then I realised the possible missinterpretation whereby the reader of this could link me in some way shape or form to HARD0898. I would like to take the oportunity to reasure everyone that this is not the case!!!!

 

Ashoofack

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• Jul 5, 2006

• #7

I don't believe that a windscreen is actualy a legal requirment. So I doubt that the rozzers would be able to jack **** anyway.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2006

• #8

why would they want to jack ****? does it have wheels on it ? is the exhaust leaking perhaps? we should be told why the cops would want to raise **** up off the ground

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Jul 6, 2006

• #9

Some people have to Jack Gaylanders up....
There was bound to be several things wrong with it at the time other than the windscreen, but I was refering to the fact that they may have thought I'd gone mad!

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2006

• #10

DIDGERIDOOSTU said:

Some people have to Jack Gaylanders up....

Hey Slob have you been looking for chicks while riding a motorbike?

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no! why do you ask?

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Jul 6, 2006

• #11

eh, no reason, Sorry......koff, koff....

 

Ashoofack

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• Jul 7, 2006

• #12

I meant to say:

So I doubt that the rozzers would be able to 'DO' jack **** anyway

Quite what the Rozzers would want to do Jack for I can't remember

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 7, 2006

• #13

jack is innocent but the cops just like to step all over him. they treat him like something they trod in

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Jul 7, 2006

• #14

I heard Bill Stickers was innocent as well.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 7, 2006

• #15

nah hes guilty , bill posters is innocent but then so was OJ and MJ

 

icahbod horsetrumpet

New Member

• Jul 11, 2006

• #16

hello I find that leaving a bowl of fire and brimstone near the passenger seat is a good way of settling them down . I also sprinkle holy water on the seats.

 

Gareth Coe

New Member

• Jul 11, 2006

• #17

Yes Anton, of course.

Now where's that tenner you owe me?