the_wolf
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If I'd known that's all it'd have took I'd have just freewheeled it down the hill to Halfords!Not a problem, daughter was pretty pi55ed when she found out I had borrowed her bike spanner mind you![emoji14]
If I'd known that's all it'd have took I'd have just freewheeled it down the hill to Halfords!Not a problem, daughter was pretty pi55ed when she found out I had borrowed her bike spanner mind you![emoji14]
a cock ring should suffice
Did you knick my nuts!!?!
Tell me about it, I'm still picking bits of it out of my eyesThey seemed to have found their way into my pocket
As did half of your fekin X member
Sorry?Now imagining turning round on the garage forecourt in Dalkeith and going home.
That's tonight's job and about bloody time too.you got the fuel tank on yet, then?
Sorry?
Guessing you don't need me to cycle up with my dremel now
No you were sadly lacking.
How do you know Mrs livers
Well you do have a big chiselDont know her by that name.
She introduced herself as 'lonely and unsated'
Well you do have a big chisel
Aye but one of those is definitely shooting blanks.And 2 nuts
Aye but one of those is definitely shooting blanks.