I hate to break this you Pierre, but that 'soap dish' was not entirely a soap dish, it was your key to freedom....2 left and 1 right turn of that dish would of rendered Matron and her helpers asleep, the tall white and glass cabinet to your left would of rotated to reveal a doorway.

Through this doorway was the key to unlock all your troubles....
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The keys to a 10 year old Sorrento.
Through the doorway to a cupboard were you will find a Browning 9mm Hi power with one round.:eek::D
 
At last !! Someone who speaks my language ! The part about matron partially undressed I found a little outlandish. However, the post had such a soothing effect,, it averted another panic attack. Todays activities are airbag bursting. A little light relief. I'll absorb myself wholly unashamedly- Matron's stuck on the M6 for what looks like a while. Yippeeeeeee.
 

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