I had the new (well it's not so new now) Veggie Melt at McD's the other day...........mmmmmmmmmm........very nice :)
 
Are Veggie melts made with real melted vegetarians then? how do you get them to melt, they just burn when I try & their hair goes all crispy & kinda falls off.

Must be some secret to it!
 
Here's a dafty thing then: Disabled Parking spaces - Why do they have a picture of a stick man on a space hopper on them when to reprezent who acutally parks there they ought to have the BMW logo?
 
trade descriptions problems

no cottages in cottage pie
no shepherd in shepherds pie
no dragon in dragon sausages
no green giant in tins of corn
 
Once upon a time you could get an exhaust sealant called "C - lit". My mother picked the tube up and said "Whats this Clit for" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tell Accy or MiniMan but I wrote a rude word.
 
my grandmother was reading the bolton evening news classifieds one night.

she says to us all,
theres a mop ed here for 15 quid, you can get them in the co-op for ten bob!
 
Stopped eating fairy cakes when I found out there were none of the little buggers in them.............well, that & it ain't very manly. I just eats rock cakes now.....but they ain't got rocks in them neither.
 

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