slob

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lets have a list of goods and **** wiff daft names
heres yer starter fer ten


no more nails that stuff thats supposed to replace nails. you run out of it and you are now in the position where you have to say " ave no more no more nails"..fookin daft
 
freelander???

free? i dont think so.
land? only if its got tarmac on it.
er? well this bit might be right.
 
Anusol un germaloids cream. . .why dont they just say sore arse cream. . .or pile shifter. . . .
 
freelander???

free? i dont think so.
land? only if its got tarmac on it.
er? well this bit might be right.


DEFENDER:

Def- by the time you have hit 3500rpm your ear drums have burst
End - plan to drive it any distance at all and that will be the end of it
Er - Lots of head scratching when it gives up the ghost

DISCOVERY:

Disc - no point in those brakes cos they still dont stop the 2.5ton lump
over- cheer up your miserable journey is nearly over
y - y did I not go for the defender option instead

oh yeah and ........ Snickers
 
DEFENDER:

Def- by the time you have hit 3500rpm your ear drums have burst
End - plan to drive it any distance at all and that will be the end of it
Er - Lots of head scratching when it gives up the ghost

DISCOVERY:

Disc - no point in those brakes cos they still dont stop the 2.5ton lump
over- cheer up your miserable journey is nearly over
y - y did I not go for the defender option instead

oh yeah and ........ Snickers


:D :D :D
 
cheesecake? It has no bloody cheese in what the hell is the point

Here you go,


CHEESECAKE INGREDIENTS
10 digestive biscuits (McVite's taste best IMHO)
2 oz butter
2 oz caster sugar
8 oz "Philadelphia" cream cheese
3.5 oz caster sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
5 to 6 oz soured cream (ie. by weight not volume)
Further 2 tablespoons caster sugar
Another teaspoon vanilla essence
 
Yummy!! Can you put black cherries on the top please..........not strawberries (I hate them!)


Will do, have you seen 'In search of Perfection' where Heston Blumerthal (spelling) makes fantastic food..... I taught him all he knows :rolleyes:

He made a black forest gateau a while back.... so I might as well knock up one of those at the same time, its no hassle honestly :rolleyes:
 
Haven't seen it or heard of Heston B........., Black Forest gateau?? Hmmmmm is it veggi friendly...........oh and fat free............have to watch my figure! LOL!!!
 

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