freelander???
free? i dont think so.
land? only if its got tarmac on it.
er? well this bit might be right.
DEFENDER:
Def- by the time you have hit 3500rpm your ear drums have burst
End - plan to drive it any distance at all and that will be the end of it
Er - Lots of head scratching when it gives up the ghost
DISCOVERY:
Disc - no point in those brakes cos they still dont stop the 2.5ton lump
over- cheer up your miserable journey is nearly over
y - y did I not go for the defender option instead
oh yeah and ........ Snickers
cheesecake? It has no bloody cheese in what the hell is the point
Whats that philadelphia stuff then
cheesecake? It has no bloody cheese in what the hell is the point
You going to bake us one then?..............Well you've got the recipe
Yummy!! Can you put black cherries on the top please..........not strawberries (I hate them!)