Hmmm, got any pork scratchings, or are we gonna have to nick one of Grunts beasts and spit roast it? Well, then we can cook it afterwards...
 
yella disco said:
pint is it hard ;)

PINT! a fooking measly PINT! al hiv a fookin bucket full and you'd better fill it to tit top ......and i don't want none of yer poncey beer! gees a bucket of rubbin alcohol
 
Right, gonna do some work fer a bit before the boss gets ****ed orf with me. Back at lunchtime fer a sherbert or 3 ;)
 
keep feckin postin fellas we cant have that poofy gay bar beating a good ol' tractor boys boozer ;)
 
if your fookin orf am gonna turn this place into a night club wiff pole and lap dances... might even get some germans aswell.. i'll stick a couple of private booths in. an any drugs will have to be bought through bob. and, and we'll get some scrutocks ole scrot. real beer 55% proof. now fook orf while i get the builders in
 
Right, done me 5 minutes work fer this morning. Got any playing cards Yella?

Right then, who fancies a bit of Texas Hold 'em - we don't need chips, got plenty of rusty washers and angle ground bolt heads ;)

Oh, and another Stella while yer at it :)
 

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