GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #141

Ey up anybody seen Clamidia, my second favourite pig. Shes gone missing from my back yard.

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #142

I'll check the back of me truck M8.

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #143

Thing is I've been doing a scientific experiment on her and if any one cooks and eats her the consequences will be dire. Especially the skin if its made into pork scratchings.

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #144

Wont be me M8, the teeth cant take 'em anymore

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Sep 6, 2006

• #145

Fookin ell Yella its like ah . . . .gulp. . . .pig stye in ere,what is grunt doin wiv that pig , jest give us a beer, and tell the regulars were gaylan der people and not to talk all stupid as is normal fer a tractor pub, smirk. . .

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #146

Yousee theres a chemical in the skin that will change your pesonality if you eat it. So if a hairdresser ate pork scratchings from Clamidia he, or she would instantly want to get a tractor and get muddy.

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #147

Can i smell brut or hai katate or was a gaylander just in here???

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #148

Yeah it was minger looking for some lubrication they've run out in the Gaylander. I've lent him a tin of diff oil.

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #149

MMMmmmmm diff oil, now ya talking

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Sep 6, 2006

• #150

GRUNT said:

Yeah it was minger looking for some lubrication they've run out in the Gaylander. I've lent him a tin of diff oil.

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Like double. . . gulp. . . .

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #151

he wanted it for his mate Everard. Dunno what thy are up to.

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Sep 6, 2006

• #152

Bar tender there's a pig turd in ma beer. . .

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #153

Keep gulping ming...................but when you 'wake in the morning..........you will still not have a land rover

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Sep 7, 2006

• #154

pigpen said:

Keep gulping ming...................but when you 'wake in the morning..........you will still not have a land rover

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Still better than a porky pig van. . . .smirk, , ,glug , hic,parp. . . . .

 

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little nay

Active Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #155

ming said:

Bar tender there's a pig turd in ma beer. . .

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that'll be grunt then!

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #156

Bit quiet in here today!!

 

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little nay

Active Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #157

pigpen said:

Bit quiet in here today!!

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it is very quiet today. may be it be time to get a round in before everyone turns up!

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #158

Vert nice of you Nay, mines a pint of JD

 

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little nay

Active Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #159

pigpen said:

Vert nice of you Nay, mines a pint of JD

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and i will join you with a magner, as it is, no ice and straight from the bottle............... bbuuurrrrp oops.sorry

 

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Daisy Proudfoot

New Member

• Sep 7, 2006

• #160

Hi guys

< door swings open with a theatrical sweeping motion and Daisy flounces in in her best party dress and hiking boots >

Thanks for the welcome yesterday peeps. I'll have a rum and black - and make it Woods 100, none of that pansy stuff for me.

Hmmmm - bit quiet, I guess they're all waiting on Mr Blair's retirement announcement.

I'll just hang my rubber macintosh over here and wait a while