Cat's Eyes
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All women are female too ADZ !!!!!!
Well, unless you go to Thailand !!!!
Ha!! You should know all about that then LOL!!!
Ha!! You should know all about that then LOL!!!
ERM ?????? NOPE !!!!!!
Ive never been to Thailand, mind you it might be better with a ladyboy than with a, horse loving, hippo driving bitch !!!!!
HybridGirl
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Whav I missed??! Bin in the barf gittin clean and you lots still dirrrrty...
bum! - yu nevva asked me to do ya back, hun
yu savin that fur tomoz?
yu savin that fur tomoz?
HybridGirl
New Member
Yessiree!! Its gonna be tricky me gettin up early and gettin from yours back to mine in the mornin so's adz can pick me up and then I gotta pretend when I see you that I never met you before....
HybridGirl
New Member
Bloomin'eck! The clocks go foward tonite! We lose an hour MHM!
yup - but we can make up fur it l8r
i is sure we can kid Adz and Marcus - they will be short of sleep too
oh well - betta warm the bed - see ya soon
i is sure we can kid Adz and Marcus - they will be short of sleep too
oh well - betta warm the bed - see ya soon
HybridGirl
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Ok MHM! I guess I'm gonna need to conserve me energy for the morrow... Time fer bed...
Cat's Eyes
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ERM ?????? NOPE !!!!!!
Ive never been to Thailand, mind you it might be better with a ladyboy than with a, horse loving, hippo driving bitch !!!!!
Ha!!! It seems to me a ladyboy is about all you could cope with
Ha!!! It seems to me a ladyboy is about all you could cope with
I prefer a REAL WOMAN thanks !!!!!
There are so many unmarried shelf sitting, dust catchers these days tho!!!!!
Cat's Eyes
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I prefer a REAL WOMAN thanks !!!!!
What as opposed to the blow up ones you normally go out with??
There are so many unmarried shelf sitting, dust catchers these days tho!!!!!
I think that's just the effect you have on women, don't you?
Well,Im still single, and men confuse the dust with dandruff, I think im going to be a sad old spinster, don't you?
It looks that way to me im afraid !!!!!!
nevva assume anything Rets - particularly if its to do wiv wimmin
Cat's Eyes
New Member
Hmmmm I must have missed something...........were you ever able to perform as either???
i think i preferred the first post
Cat's Eyes
New Member
ere Rets - eres one fur yu new girlfriend.... (poor soul)
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, "What is it with you?"
The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry -- I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward.
About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued.
Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, "What is it with you?"
The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry -- I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
