stchris356 said:

Although I'm new to the world of owning a Disco I have been around Landrovers for the past 10 years.
So to justify my recent purchase I took my better half green laning today to share the delights of "off-roading" and she loved it!
She even asked if she could have a drive but as I explained the modern motor car is far to complexed for the female mind.

I'm told the swelling should go down in a few days!

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fanatic said:

more likely she wants off road country lane sex

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stchris356 said:

Although I'm new to the world of owning a Disco I have been around Landrovers for the past 10 years.
So to justify my recent purchase I took my better half green laning today to share the delights of "off-roading" and she loved it!
She even asked if she could have a drive but as I explained the modern motor car is far to complexed for the female mind.

I'm told the swelling should go down in a few days!

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ormondstreet said:

but I'll bet she could quote you grammaticaly correct( far too complex)

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ratty said:

My ballast prefers our defender for holidays, day trips and long journeys, rather than the everyday quiet, warm, economical astra.

I think she's even breaking the car on purpose just so she can take the landy to work.

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Ryder said:

As I recall Ratty.... She's a better driver than you!

She certainly put it through its paces over the plains last summer!

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Ryder said:

Yeah but YOU only bent the steering... as I recall yoiur. lovely lady led us through the obstructions without so much as a slight bump.... then made the bacon sarnies while you guys fixed yer steering..... Full on power to her!

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