Seems there everywhere nowadays. It's nice you tratter boys have come over to the dark side......

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Wow ... it seems that the Gaylanderers have had some photoshop lessons so that they can try and bring us tratterers down to their extremely camp level ... tut tut!
 
Yer needs a pink pig ta be a real tratter boy.

How ta upgrade from a tratter boy to a durdy tratter boy:

First yer needs ta get a pig. All tratters must carry pigs int back. Wiffout a pig, yer not going to impress yer fellow tratter boys. Next comes a bail of hay. Wiffout one of these, yer has no tratter boy street cred. If yer has a fond liking for yer pig, then you become a durdy tratter boy. Hence the need for the hay.

Yous likes piglets dun't yer pudding...
 
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Thats good to know, ive had it two months so far and havnt felt any urges for GHD or treseme products. Does that come with time or am i safe from gaylandery?
 
WOW Hippo - post #71 - Bonnet Bras !!!! :eek::eek:
Them tratter boys seems into some wierd s**t? ;);)
Be a good time ta invest in bonnet bra's. Tis gonner be the latest tratter boy crayz. Makes a difference from there tratters un there webbing on the bonnet that serves no purpose other than a Gok style accessory.

To allow themselves the theoretical opertunity ta think whilst driving:
GIRLS PINK KID EAR DEFENDERS CHILDRENS PROTECTIVE MUFFS | eBay UK

For the tratter boy's bitch:
LANDY BABE PINK OVAL.vinyl sticker Land Rover Defender | eBay UK

Bet this would give them tratter boys some pleasure from the constant vibrations of the gear stick:
LAND ROVER DEFENDER FIT PINK LEATHER CAR GEARKNOB | eBay UK

Un some matts to:
PINK LILAC RACE STYLE CAR MAT SET LAND ROVER FIT | eBay UK

Be getting their roof racks sprayed pink next. :doh:
 

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