Big Stu 12
Well-Known Member
What would be a labour estimate?
Dont you mean what would the overspend be???????
their estimate would be well under....
Dont you mean what would the overspend be???????
their estimate would be well under....
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
I don't want a baby FFS.
What about lib dems?
Initially very realistic but ultimately whatever the conservatives say.
buckshot
Well-Known Member
I don't want a baby FFS.
What about lib dems?
cant even commit to a stable relationship so a rugrat is not even an option
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
cant even commit to a stable relationship so a rugrat is not even an option
Are you saying my missus is a horse?
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
cant even commit to a stable relationship so a rugrat is not even an option
That's not what i heard, i think there's a photo somewhere of Ratty committing to a stable relationship. I think dolly broke free from the velcro at the moment of climax though!
buckshot
Well-Known Member
That's not what i heard, i think there's a photo somewhere of Ratty committing to a stable relationship. I think dolly broke free from the velcro at the moment of climax though!
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
That's not what i heard, i think there's a photo somewhere of Ratty committing to a stable relationship. I think dolly broke free from the velcro at the moment of climax though!
I told you them cheap chinese straps wuz crap.
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
I told you them cheap chinese straps wuz crap.
I heard they gave way as she bolted when yer tried ter kiss her
Told you ya shoulda put yer wellies on her - always use a rubber!!!
buckshot
Well-Known Member
I heard they gave way as she bolted when yer tried ter kiss her
Told you ya shoulda put yer wellies on her - always use a rubber!!!
there speaks a man of expierience
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
there speaks a man of expierience
Well you gotta give em a kiss, int yer! Ever seen a sheep pucker up?
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
there speaks a man of expierience
Have you met his bit on the side? Apparently she's called baaaaaabara.
buckshot
Well-Known Member
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
thankfully not
Heartless bastid - i bet you are more of a koala man (eats, shoots and leaves). There are broken hearted sheep all over dorset and somerset!
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
Nope but I have seen how long their tongues are.
My favourite sheep I call rimmer.
I see the ram's got you fooled
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I see the ram's got you fooled
I aint no fool.
I don't have to buy it a drink, It don't want money for new handbags and shoes, It don't run up a big phone bill, It will suck for longer than the missus. It don't complain when I get another one.
Now who's the fool.
finallysnapped
Well-Known Member
Yeah so snorkels..........
Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
I aint no fool.
I don't have to buy it a drink, It don't want money for new handbags and shoes, It don't run up a big phone bill, It will suck for longer than the missus. It don't complain when I get another one.
Now who's the fool.
And when it asks you to "eat it", you can...with mint sauce!
Do you eat roast lamb with a feeling that you might already have been there???
