I'm too busy. Loads of work to do, both busy work and Landy work. But I just can't help myself. These pointses need answers. I do hope you come back Karen, I miss you I does.
Karen, so you're still here then... 
If you'd had a look around the forum before posting you might've noticed that there is a fair amount of banter here, *most* of it good natured.
What you dont know is that I have been visiting the site for a long time as a guest and have searched it well looking for answers to problems with my car. In some cases I have found exactly what I was looking for but in these two cases I felt I needed to post a question. You have made a massive assumption about me.
If you'd been visiting for a long time surely you'd've got the jist of it...
Very sorry that you took offence.
OOh clever way of not apologising. You are not saying that you are sorry you said something to offend me just sorry that I took offence.
Blimey, you managed to hit the nail right on the head there. That's a first.
I wasn't being condescending because you're a woman
Were you being condescending for another reason?
Yup, 'cos you're obviously a daft, stuck up bint with no understanding of how a community works. I pity the town / village / estate that you live on.
it just bugs me when people ask for advice / try to sell something / ask about lanes and don't say where they are.
What difference does it make where the member is. Do you not offer advice if someone lives up north?
No it doesn't make a difference. Although I doubt now anyone from here will pop round to help you out in exchange for tea and cake (hmmmm, cake) anyway.
On that note, I just had a quick look and you've started two threads asking for advice and haven't even bothered to introduce yourself in the 'Introduce Yourself' forum...
Was this compulsory?
Am I allowed to say '****tard' outside of Anything Goes?
You'll probably get better advice here than on any other Landy forum. You might have to take a bit of a ribbing from time to time. Take it with good humour, or don't. It's up to you.
I dont mind good natured banter from people who know me or as a result of something really stupid that I have said but neither of those apply here.
You turn up here out of nowhere, don't introduce yousel' and expect help from complete strangers. And wonder why you get a bit of ribbing. Arrogant tw@t springs to mind...
But be aware that people don't log on here just to help you, m'kay..?
Dont they? I thought that was the whole point of forums. A group of people with a common interest who swap stories and advice. What did you expect it to do? I am on several forums and previously was on a great Pajero owners site. People have a choice whether they wish to offer advice to other members. It's a shame you didn't just ignore my posting instead of trying to point score at my expense. All you have succeeded in doing is to put me off using the site again and, if any visitors read this, putting them off joining. Well done! ever thought of going into PR!
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Yeah, the whole point of forums is for people to log on and help YOU.
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Oh, hold on, no it's not. They're there for folk to build a bit of a community and help each other.
I wasn't trying to point score (although I think I may 'ave got a few). I was trying to point out where you were going wrong. Maybe in a slightly sarcastic way, but there you go.
Oh no, you're not coming back. Gutted.
If any visitors read this thread and they're put off joining I'm sure there won't be many members of the forum crying into their tea. If however, visitors read this and learn a little about how LZ functions and how forums in general work then you've actually done us a favour illustrating how stoopid, arrogance will get you flamed...
