How about bolting some stirrups complete with leather dangly bit to the side of your car, wunt matter if you **** em when off roading and they'd make a nice jingly sound when your driving down the road.
 
There's a really simple solution to all this that you have overlooked: Keep the landy as is and get rid of the missus.
 
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Rafa - Heres some pics of the drivers side step attachment. Not so easy to photograph the bit where it bolts on as the tank is in the way. Hope these helps

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