Dewin

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #1

Are you insured for sex?? The correct insurance companies are... Sex with your wife - legal and general.... Sex on the telephone - direct line.... Sex with your partner - standard life.... Sex with a transvestite - confused.com.... Sex with some one different - go compare.... Sex with a fat bird - more than.... Sex on the back seat of a car - sheilas wheels.... Sex with a posh bird - privileged.




Just got this on FB and thought it was quite amusing

 

Oddie

AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer

• Apr 8, 2011

• #2

Sex with your family

Norwich union

 

Oddie

AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer

• Apr 8, 2011

• #3

Sex with a sheep

NFU

 

adymanchester

Banned

• Apr 8, 2011

• #4

Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!

 

Dewin

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #5

adymanchester said:

Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!

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Got me worried too seeing as I got the initial quote from confused dot com but then got insured by performance direct

 

Oddie

AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer

• Apr 8, 2011

• #6

adymanchester said:

Brilliant that is ,but im with autonet so not sure what it says about me then ? and oddie keep ur gob shut !!!!!

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Sex with pam and her five little friends:

Autonet

 

adymanchester

Banned

• Apr 8, 2011

• #7

Oddie said:

Sex with pam and her five little friends:

Autonet

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Bastid but funny !!!

 

Discobluebell

New Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #8

Sex with my WIFE???? uke: Ummm I'll pass on that one, thanks all the same....

 

Dartmoor Navigator

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #9

Sex with a real dog - Churchill...




























Oooooooooooooooooooooooh nononoononononooononoon no

 

110woman

Manky innards but smilin' still

Events Planner

• Apr 8, 2011

• #10

Sex up North ............................................... Halifax

 

Dewin

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #11

Discobluebell said:

Sex with my WIFE???? uke: Ummm I'll pass on that one, thanks all the same....

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Oh so sorry for the discrepancy, should have been sex with partner .. sorry for not being pc!!!

 

Discobluebell

New Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #12

Dewin said:

Oh so sorry for the discrepancy, should have been sex with partner .. sorry for not being pc!!!

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:lol: s'ok

 

Fur Trapper

Banned

• Apr 8, 2011

• #13

you got pams phone number

 

Oddie

AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer

• Apr 8, 2011

• #14

john winsemius said:

you got pams phone number

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it's written on the front of your hand

 

Fur Trapper

Banned

• Apr 8, 2011

• #15

P.E.T.A.= people eating tasty animals

 

Dartmoor Navigator

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #16

I wonder what position Adrian Flux Insurance takes on sex.

 

Fur Trapper

Banned

• Apr 8, 2011

• #17

bends you over the desk.with both hands on your hips

 

Beneagles

Well-Known Member

Full Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #18

john winsemius said:

bends you over the desk.with both hands on your hips

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emmmm....just curious...but...your hands on her hips...or her hands?

 

Dartmoor Navigator

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #19

Lets do the timewarp again.....

 

lucan

New Member

• Apr 8, 2011

• #20

Sex with a salior....Admiral..