Bobsticle

De Villes Advocaat
Particularly fantastic diff guards off a series. No idea if they fit any other marque but worth having just to say you have a pair.
Delightfully emblazoned with laser pierced insignia denoting their roughy toughy heritage and guaranteeing the owner larger dingley dangleys down at the local mud pit. Minimal rust dimpling inside but lovingly sand blasted and lavished with etch primer followed by a daub of two pack primer complimenting their caution to the wind status.
An ideal gift for Mother’s Day or a romantic offering to the special her before attempting an unexpected lunge.
Sadly if not in Manchester to collect, the postage may be on the sodding ridiculous side.
The perfect addition to any balloon tyred, spotlamp bespectacled halfwhitted attempt at americanising a beloved series and adding to one’s twisted sense of apocalyptic derangement.

Offered for free plus P&P to the right home.

Osexual.

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Before the inevitable ‘me me me’ just stand in front of a mirror and have a ruddy good look at yourself. 🤨
 
Now irresistibly squirted in delightful satin black at great expense I might add to match any fetishists bent. Fully lubrication proofed and easily wiped down.
Grab your chance to obtain completely free of charge the best fun you can have in the bedroom without water pistols.
Postage at cost whatever that may be. 🤷‍♂️
 
OK. You win.

£20 including postage, packaging and a signed photo of yours truly on his latest television appearance for tribute shots.
 

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