Sir DD of Cumbria said:

Hello been advised to reintroduce myself as ive not been on here due to Slavery.

Im out of work drive a Vauxhall Zafira which is like a freelander but you dont need as strong a rope to pull it out the ****, and it runs for longer before the headgasket goes.

Had a series 1 Disco when I first joined but had to sell it as i was running out of rusty panels it was held together with and didnt have the money for shiny new ones I miss her

ps what size offroad wheels will i be able to fit on my Zafira?

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Sir DD of Cumbria said:

Nope its the underpowered 1.6 club but the missus makes all final decisions nowadays

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GRATCH said:

Welcome nooby.

Did you get the sack for sticking yer nob in the meat slicer?
















And did he get the sack as well?

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Sir DD of Cumbria said:

No in all honesty it was a temporary contract that my boss decided he would not renew as I had a very different understanding of humour irony and sarcasm to him he thought they were bad things

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DiscoPol said:

Nowadays????? always has you bitch, and you know it

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thought it was mine! said:

funny that dd bought disco missus had other ideas passed he test within months and took it of me hence my name on here!

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Sir DD of Cumbria said:

Wondering how long it'd take for you to pipe up

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DiscoPol said:

is that what the wife says to you when you ask if you can have the TV remote?

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