bushwwacker
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Dan_Trials
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2008 you say? Going to have to dig deep....
Slightly stained life size print of neighbours chest and celebrity Twiglet collection PLUS a £10 gift voucher for Woolworths and a left Dunlop welly boot, found washed up on the beach, believed to have belonged to Paddy the postman, size 9, some teeth marks around the heel, probably dog.
bushwwacker
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A tesco carrier bag of individually wrapped 'moggy deposits', a link to (NSFW!!!)
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...=QYXm7u6lilgw2DXXpc0DDQ&bvm=bv.59378465,d.ZGU
A pair of size six Aldi [collecters item] short wellies, the left over bombay mix the chickens wouldn't eat, 1/2 m3 of conifer clippings AND half a packet of genuine Lidl ryvita thingies.
Beat that!
Hippo
Lord Hippo
I've declared meself out of the bidding but they may be a cunning ploy to snap up a rust bucket cheap.Are you bidding? ...
bushwwacker
Well-Known Member
I've declared meself out of the bidding but they may be a cunning ploy to snap up a rust bucket cheap.
Looking at the way it's going, I could pawn the cat and still have change!
Hippo
Lord Hippo
I've got a rusted solid trolley jack that leaks.Looking at the way it's going, I could pawn the cat and still have change!
bushwwacker
Well-Known Member
I've got a rusted solid trolley jack that leaks.
Swap you it for a twisted jack from a Morris Ital?! ...
Hippo
Lord Hippo
I'm going to use it in my surprise bid to win his tratter if he also gives me 50p.
bushwwacker
Well-Known Member
I'm going to use it in my surprise bid to win his tratter if he also gives me 50p.
I'm 6'2 and 17 stone...
Maybe we could combine forces...
I could hold him upside down by the ankles and shake him while you go through his pockets for his keys and dinner money? ...
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Agreed. But I'd rather have his dinner money than his rusty ole tratter.
bushwwacker
Well-Known Member
Agreed. But I'd rather have his dinner money than his rusty ole tratter.
Sorted chief.
If ever he comes back on, we'll jump him behind the outside toilets or in the changing rooms.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
I have a suspicion he may think we're a bunch of **** taking lunatic's who er erm just take the ****. We int. For the record: we can be very helpful on occasions. It would be nice to think we int scared him oft with him being new.Sorted chief.
If ever he comes back on, we'll jump him behind the outside toilets or in the changing rooms.
bushwwacker
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What if he's a speccy four eyed twunt though?
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IamRobbie
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What if he's a speccy four eyed twunt though?
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Dan_Trials
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I'll have a free size "1" !
