But Allah demands I keep it with me.
I like to joke about it but when I was in Edinburgh station I had to loiter for 60 or so minutes until my connection turned up. Never have I been so aware of the Police watching me. I think it was when the two armed officers started shadowing me I realised I should probably shave before entering any city in future.
Scary business as I never really know what'll trigger them to mistake me for a Brazilian plumber.