blackstrat
Well-Known Member
terrible thing cakoholism..I'm on my way......just in case like
terrible thing cakoholism..I'm on my way......just in case like
Fine. Turns out that the majority of us are feckin selfish. Won't bother helping anyone out anymore. " what's that luv? you've got stuck and you've got a kid in the back and you want ME to help?! F*ck off! This vehicle and these hands are for me!"
Oh, #### it. I'll still keep pulling the genuinely needy out. Wasn't asking for any help. Just wanted to know of any of you lot would do the same.
How can you tow a car with cake?
tie BB to the stranded car and dangle a cherry bakewell in front of him. It'll be out in a jaffa cake!
Just out of curiosity, have you decided yet if your new career as a tower outer is a go yet?
Yep. Called the boss up and let him know I won't be in on Monday. Going to hang around slippery areas of grass now, on the off-chance that someone will get stuck randomly. I've ditched my recovery straps and shackles too, got a piece of frayed rope in the back which I'll tie haphazardly to their bumper, just to add a bit of drama.
I've stopped crying now. I was really upset at first, but I've turned that frown upside down!
Just need a superhero-style outfit now, and a name...PullOut Man...PullBack Boy...?
PullBack Boy it is then!
PULLBACK BOY TO THE RESCUE!
You could be pull out man and also be a poster boy for the Catholic Church too as well as a rescuer of damsels in distress.
snigger..i had to recover some ****ty 90 off my lawn. There was loads broken... but that was before it had arrived!
Think your statistical analysis is a bit off here anyway Blue - what you describe seems to show that only 1 out of several Defender owners who attend Nettlebed SR boot sale will tow peeps out. From experience this seems very low compared to other events I've been to in other counties and for other organisations. Fwiw unless I'm unable to stop because a) I absolutely have to be somewhere else, or b) if I stop I'll be as stuck as the car in question (which many car owners don't even grasp as a concept), then I'll be there selecting the best appropriate tow rope from my vast collection.
Last lot of snow I pulled a Megane off the top of a snow drift they had sledged onto at some speed - unknown to me the plonker looped the rope over my tow ball with the cover still fitted and smashed that to pieces - obviously offered me the 4.99 to replace it......not....! I'll still stop for others tho - he'll get his karma one day (or even that day if with luck he'd scoured bits off the exhaust etc underneath....) A