Coz he don't like the fact that I don't do wot I'm told...............Hmmm He don't know I anit here for Xmas.
I wonder if he'll look after my horses..............well I've looked after his goats!
 
why aint yer there fer xmas then pussy, where yer orf to, onslow yer can stick yer book up yer arse, it was a bit rotton anyway ;)
 
Welcome Squint, wouldn't worry, most people in here spend most of their time bewildered. Goes with the territory.
 
Ah, got ya now, catspee! Trubble wiv this place is you gotta wade threw so many posts just to work out what the feck anyone's on about.

So he is hung like a mouse then?
 
Four legs good, five legs better! Oh, not that Animal Farm? You'd like it Catspee, s'got horsees in it!
 

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