Browning GTS · Mar 10, 2006

People who say.

"Long time no see".

Wesley Pegden · Mar 10, 2006

James Blunt for definate, he doesn't sing he bloody well whines and whinges the songs.

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slob · Mar 10, 2006

ffs you forgot ltipaoaf

mudplugger · Mar 10, 2006

1)the ex-wife
2)the Trans World Airline Trainee in Leicestershire who will fine you for putting rubbish in the bin!
3)myself, for buying a toyota surf and expecting it to do what the range rover will do, hence I abbandoned the trailer in the field

GRUNT · Mar 10, 2006

The people that invent new names for things that have been around for years that already have a perfectly good name.

Like Grilled bread (toast).

I've just had an idea.

radicalrabit · Mar 13, 2006

people who let the dogs crap on the foot path! and them who like to split tow ball covers with their engine blocks...

radicalrabit · Mar 13, 2006

oh and them who pronounce BOUY as BOOIE and router as rowter (router as in to move data down a path not as in to gouge chunks out of)

GRUNT · Mar 13, 2006

people who let the dogs crap on the foot path!

Cat owners are worse. They just let the ****ing things roam wherever they want diging holes and ****ting in them. Usually in my chuffing seed beds so when I do any gardening I end up with cat **** under my finger nails.

clarkie · Mar 13, 2006

nosey parkers
you know the type as soon as you lift the bonnet there there in an instant "whats wrong with it" "you want to be careful you'll take the skin off your knuckles" just fook off and boil your head usualy works to get rid of them

Wesley Pegden · Mar 13, 2006

Best thing to do clarkie is offer the wakner yer spanners and stand back. Thats my solution.

Regards WP.

slob · Mar 13, 2006

radicalrabit said:
oh and them who pronounce BOUY as BOOIE and router as rowter (router as in to move data down a path not as in to gouge chunks out of)

and them that spell buoy wrong

yella · Mar 13, 2006

GRUNT said:
Cat owners are worse. They just let the ****ing things roam wherever they want diging holes and ****ting in them. Usually in my chuffing seed beds so when I do any gardening I end up with cat **** under my finger nails.

i have a cat and it never ****s in my garden

GRUNT · Mar 13, 2006

'Cos the ****ers ****ting in mine the furry couch potato ****er.

Wesley Pegden · Mar 13, 2006

yella disco said:
i have a cat and it never ****s in my garden

Neither do mine, mind you Normans got attitude and he ****s where he likes.

Regards WP.

yella · Mar 13, 2006

thats helpie cat(its actually a dog but don't tell him)
i aint got a clue where mine ****s, i only ever see him when he wants feeding then he jumps on my boot and slides across the kitchen floor

yella · Mar 13, 2006

a ****in cat called norman:0

yella · Mar 13, 2006

ffs wes is yer dog called horace

Wesley Pegden · Mar 13, 2006

yella disco said:
ffs wes is yer dog called horace

No matey, me old dog was called Deefer (D for dog) but he died a while back. He was a black Labrador, hooligan variety.

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yella · Mar 13, 2006

so if the dog was called deefer dog how does that translate to norman for cat

Wesley Pegden · Mar 13, 2006

yella disco said:
so if the dog was called deefer dog how does that translate to norman for cat

God knows chap, he just looks like a Norman type of cat.

Regards WP.

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