Never sent me it either. I see a pattern emerging here. She's realised the likes ov me, Yella & Trewy are beyond salvation and she's trying to save the newbies what we haven't managed to corrupt completely yet. Come on Yella there are souls just waiting to be subverted. getta a fooking move on.
 
Let me know when he gets there Slob I'll pop round and pikey his place whilst he's gone.
 
Concretes no problem and there's always the Humber bridge much easier than a boat.