wow i knew i was thick but i didn't realise i was gay too, perhaps thats why i get a semi when i see the good looking lad across the road
 
Sorry Yella but I do feckin care! That **** burkster is stealing perfectly good oxygen that could be put to good use running my Series. The man is an oxygen thief of the first order.
 
burkster said:
but it seem you are all too gay and thick to realise
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please explain what "too gay" means. i was under the impression you were either gay or straight, i didn't realise you could be straight, gay, or too gay. does this mean normal? gays look at you and think "ooh no he's too gay"
 
Ashoofack said:
Sorry Yella but I do feckin care! That **** burkster is stealing perfectly good oxygen that could be put to good use running my Series. The man is an oxygen thief of the first order.
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very true atchoo, i never thought of it that way ;)
 
never mind that if he didn't exsist there would be less matter on the planet therefore more room for the air, so it would be at a lower pressure . so if he ****ed off back to whatever planet he came from maybe i would keep getting these head aches
 
slob said:
never mind that if he didn't exsist there would be less matter on the planet therefore more room for the air, so it would be at a lower pressure . so if he ****ed off back to whatever planet he came from maybe i would keep getting these head aches
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Theres no wunder yer ger edache Slob
That would av taken me ages to think that up,
Not being Uni edjicayted that is:rolleyes:
 
thats right you can all gang up on me but it won't change a thing. have you never heard the saying don't shoot the messenger? i bring news of your impending doom and all i get in return is abuse, fine i don't care.
its only a matter of time before THEY put a tax on hard ons then what will you do when it will cost you money every time you make faces at the bog door?
 
ok, lets call a truce right then burky we all agree with you, so what shall we do about it then oh great leader
 
Burkster, yer just carnt resit can yer!
Like Yella ses what we gonner do about it????
apart from play with each other cos were all gay
 
Dont get all excited and post twice davey!
Ey! my mates in Oban on his boat. Commin up to see him soon!!
 
mondo said:
Dont get all excited and post twice davey!
Ey! my mates in Oban on his boat. Commin up to see him soon!!
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give us a flash (of your lights) if ya see a yellow range rover. there's a good chance it'll be me. yellow range rovers aren't too common around here.........oh wait.........yellow...........i better watch myself too or i'll be next! where you coming up from mondo?
 
i'll tell you what we'll do..we'll all get into mings space**** and zoom off to another planet and start a new life. we'll have to take a lot of sandwiches and fizzy drinks, our landies and some spares and lots of fit burds but no pooftahs. and can some one bring a video so i can watch my collection of emerdale videos?
 
i for one ain't getting into ming spaceship!! have you seen his missus and he's got a gaylander
 
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