Took oil bac tu shop, dumped it on tu counter, un said giv me money
bac or ill spray ya frunt winda green!
They kept on un on abut, its the one bmw recumend un all that ****, but
i wornt avin any of it, not at 42 quid anyway!

went across tu road
to Asda got me some lovly Castrol GTX 10-40 fu 11quid 4ltrs!!, ill have
2 of dem fank ya very much!