ffs not only a septic, but an inbred redneck as well, no wonder yer like yer gaylander, its probaly a luxury to the old pick up yer used to

you're right, i do have an old pick up, I like it, it's fast too

1971 Ford F100
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If I want luxury, I'll drive my mom's Jag XJR

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Unless you happen to know for a fact that my parents were related then maybe you should keep those comments to yourself.

Just cause I'm from Texas I like how that makes me a redneck.

Last time I checked this was a Land Rover site and guess what, i've got a Land Rover.

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/members/yella.html

I'm just glad I don't beat children and my Land Rover is leak free. That means my Freelander is your dream Land Rover.
So from now on, you should not worry about me having a FREElander and living in Texas.

That's funny.
 
aye true enough, ive sin sum o their sisters an i'd shag em as well


With or without the beergoggles Yella?
Trouble with the US beer is that its so weak you got to drink LOADS to feel any effect and to make an ugly woman look anywhere near remotely pretty.....
 
aye well they had ter mek the ale weak so they could all bragg about how much they had drunk,
 
Thank God I'm far enough west.

I don't understand what you're saying because they are not words.

Which words do you not understand?
Over time you will learn a whole new batch of words on this site.
Nothing too rude mind or the mods will be after you.:rolleyes:
 
howdy Tex:D Got a question for ye... when I was last over in the states and in a bar, I noticed sum guys puttin' pepper in their beers.... is this a normal kinda thing over there?
 
I've seen it done but I don't drink very often

I'm not sure what it does because I usually drink Whiskey or Vodka or Tequila when I drink.
 

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