:welcome2: nice to see some more girls on here..
the boys can be over.......enthusiastic sometimes
but they mean well....
:hug: We just misunderstood just wanna :welcome2: you to LZ and you said you had boobies so like the majority of peeps on here we like (boobies):doh:......erm......erm to welcome the female persuasion to the site and hope they can gain something from our wand of knowledge
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
:welcome2: nice to see some more girls on here..
the boys can be over.......enthusiastic sometimes
but they mean well....
Thats debatable
........mind you, 'what colour is an Orange' is debatable here Thats debatable
True True
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
True True
No it isn't
Boys, behave your showing yourselves up in front of the lady, be nice.
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
Leather boots .......mmmmmmmmm
Let Dippy wear'um..they wont fit you anyway ffs :doh:
noddy90
Member
:welcome2: nice to see some more girls on here..
the boys can be over.......enthusiastic sometimes
but they mean well....
Lets hear it for landy girl power
noddy90
Member
Ahhhhhh,
Forgotten how delightful being the proud owner of a landy was until my litle red defender pick up came into my life.
Yesterday it managed to lock me in the cab,yes both doors refused to open,until i had pulled pushed and dragged the handles for a while,then out i plopped onto the pavement.
Today it changed its tactics and locked me out,then once done with that little joke decided to open again,by now i had both forgotten and was past caring where i was going to go in the first place.
Oh and of course to keep me on my alert the indicaters only work when im on a empty quiet road but not when someone is waving me past and im trying to turn in.
I hear strain s of bloody farmers and bloody women drivers as i leave the road unanounced,yes the joys of landrovers knows no bounds
Forgotten how delightful being the proud owner of a landy was until my litle red defender pick up came into my life.
Yesterday it managed to lock me in the cab,yes both doors refused to open,until i had pulled pushed and dragged the handles for a while,then out i plopped onto the pavement.
Today it changed its tactics and locked me out,then once done with that little joke decided to open again,by now i had both forgotten and was past caring where i was going to go in the first place.
Oh and of course to keep me on my alert the indicaters only work when im on a empty quiet road but not when someone is waving me past and im trying to turn in.
I hear strain s of bloody farmers and bloody women drivers as i leave the road unanounced,yes the joys of landrovers knows no bounds
mad git
New Member
Hi Noddy, , Glad to hear you're having fun !! The seat belt thing is annoying isn't it?? they have a little doo dad in them that locks when you brake, and as far as I know ya can't fix 'em. If it's really bad you might be better off replacing it. Maybe ya locks are dry and full of poo, if you can open them up, clean and try a little lube. Not sure about that one, but most things like a little lube, don't ya think
, Glad to hear you're having fun !! The seat belt thing is annoying isn't it?? they have a little doo dad in them that locks when you brake, and as far as I know ya can't fix 'em. If it's really bad you might be better off replacing it. Maybe ya locks are dry and full of poo, if you can open them up, clean and try a little lube. Not sure about that one, but most things like a little lube, don't ya think
Ninja Haggis
New Member
hygiene :welcome:
noddy90
Member
Hi Noddy,
Hi,i used a whole tin of lubricating spray on that seatbelt its been working ever since,thanks for tips
noddy90
Member
Last time i had that name was at school,aaahhhh fond memories,the other one was eugeane,
noddy90
Member
Oh dear,
Got into my landy this morning and the steering has gone all peculiar on me,can anyone give me some advice as to what it could be.
First i tried pulling away and the steering has gone very heavy and as you turn the steering wheel there is a horrible grating noise,the steering seems all over the place,havnt dared take it out any where incase i do any more damage.
Secondly, i think it has been loosing a fair bit of something other than oil.:doh:
Got into my landy this morning and the steering has gone all peculiar on me,can anyone give me some advice as to what it could be.
First i tried pulling away and the steering has gone very heavy and as you turn the steering wheel there is a horrible grating noise,the steering seems all over the place,havnt dared take it out any where incase i do any more damage.
Secondly, i think it has been loosing a fair bit of something other than oil.:doh:
