depends on which one is naked and covered in chocolate
Um pleeze be gentle i'm new an herd all yous durdy rufty tufty tratter boys are all gay phoofters really . . . . .oh an wots the best way to sparkle ma black leffer fing. . . . . . .
Yer having a laugh aren't you? No-one is fooled you know, there are enough clues in your post to reveal who you are.
Really? How did you find out? You must very smart you must be... Tell me how to be smart. I get me beer meanwhile...
THUD.
:doh:
You want some of these:
otherwise your smarts might come out of your ears when you bang your head against the table.
You want some of these:
otherwise your smarts might come out of your ears when you bang your head against the table.
Who said me head was anywhere near a table? Mrs B has fine thighs.
is it bob?
not the! mrsB