ming

ming

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um. . . . . . .its er gang un we meet in the pub and inspect are leffer arm rests to see who's is the bestest un fings . . . . .anyone wunna join?
 
HybridGirl said:
Mondo sez he wants to join. I can't cos I dun't got a Gaylander or a leffer armrest.
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dunt matter you cood be leffer inspector wiff porky. . . .Mondo is not allowed int gang as e is an official twaiter. . . . . . . . . . .anorl :D
 
Ooooooooo I likes tha idea. If the leffers cheep plastic imitation or unkemp an cracked, we will ensure they are ousted and never again allowed to darken the doors of yer highly prestigious 'New Black Leffer Arm Rest Gang'. There has ter be some standards. Ok. I'll go find some standards furst an report back to yer..
 
REET. . . .I'm gonna be away fer two earth weeks int Zog, so my new inspector HB will hold the 1st meetin un get new members un organise fings, this gang is werf joining as we do lots of intresting fings like. . . .er talkin bout best way to clean yer gaylander , how to polish yer leffer bits un we play games like tiddly winks, we have strict wules un wegulations un no riff raff . . . . . . . Mrs MING IS ALWAYS ON THE DOOR . . . . .to mek shore no rufty tufty tratter boys can dissrupt are fun day. . . .ok furst day is 6.30 pm tues , , , ,so see you next tues . . . .**** fer short :)
 
If the leffers cheep plastic imitation or unkemp an cracked, we will ensure they are ousted and never again allowed to darken the doors of yer highly prestigious 'New Black Leffer Arm Rest Gang'.
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HB you sound a bit like Hega out of 'allo 'allo
 
ming said:
um. . . . . . .its er gang un we meet in the pub and inspect are leffer arm rests to see who's is the bestest un fings . . . . .anyone wunna join?
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Hi ming,

You need some pics. so that people have an idea how these things look like ????:D :D :D :D
 
REET!!!!! Black leffer arm rest gang meating is ont . . . .tue's 6.30pm. . . .anyone wiff er gaylander un a black leffer arm rest is welcum . . . .inspections is carried out by HB un Porky. . . . . . . . . . . . . .No tratter boys or slitty's allowed
 
The DJ said:
Can I join? mines black and quite new and highly polished every time I vac the car out
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:) :) :) Well you's can cum to the meating by all means, but Hb un Porky decide on weffer you's up to standard. . . . .we have high standards un strict wule's un wegulations ,that is the reason we dunt have no riff raff [like tratter boy's un slitty's un fings] :D :D :D :eek:
 
Well a came round just tae av a gander like, an maby a vimto cos its hot tonite an a fink the place is shut, cos the door is locked an the curtains are pulled.... But i did here wot sounded like hair driers on inside,,!!!!!:confused: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;) ;)
 
RSM72 said:
Well a came round just tae av a gander like, an maby a vimto cos its hot tonite an a fink the place is shut, cos the door is locked an the curtains are pulled.... But i did here wot sounded like hair driers on inside,,!!!!!:confused: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;) ;)
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Gulp. . . .we wez dryin are leffer bits un fings :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Sirus said:
FFs Minge....you dunt even notice when your gang bangers clubs had a name change
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well eyes cannot correct it can eye . . . .jist cos Slob as er little titter un changes fings . . . .me un Mrs Ming wez tryin to set up a sirius club fer gaylanders . . . . . . .;)
 
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