The trouble with them is they would rather eat then get much needed parts for the P38
Can't agree there @Dopey, Sharon hated the '38 until we went off road and now she loves it because it takes us camping and offroading at the same fuçking time.:cool: mind you she doesn't love me anymore, but that's my own stupid fault for being a dick :oops:
 
And run off to marry strangers rather than their fiancée. They do that too
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.:D:D
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't. :D:D Only joking , I owe my life as i am now to the latest model . The first would have left me on the floor and not called tor an ambulance, after three strokes. What goes around comes around I always say, She died on her own from an aortic aneurysm last year.:eek: Time for another drink I think..
 
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.:D:D
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't. :D:D Only joking , I owe my life as i am now to the latest model . The first would have left me on the floor and not called tor an ambulance, after three strokes. What goes around comes around I always say, She died on hetr wn from an aortic aneurysm last year.:eek: Time for another drink I think..
Holy ****!! :eek:
 
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.:D:D
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't. :D:D Only joking , I owe my life as i am now to the latest model . The first would have left me on the floor and not called tor an ambulance, after three strokes. What goes around comes around I always say, She died on her own from an aortic aneurysm last year.:eek: Time for another drink I think..

I've only had one wife and we've been happily married for five years. Next year will be our 25th anniversary.
 
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.:D:D
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't. :D:D Only joking , I owe my life as i am now to the latest model . The first would have left me on the floor and not called tor an ambulance, after three strokes. What goes around comes around I always say, She died on her own from an aortic aneurysm last year.:eek: Time for another drink I think..
My first ended up with another woman:rolleyes:
 
In my younger days I had several wives, then I sent them back to their husbands:D:p:D

Merry Christmas to one and all, to loved ones who cant be with us at this time. Lets count our blessings ie a Range Rover that runs.
 
In my younger days I had several wives, then I sent them back to their husbands:D:p:D

Merry Christmas to one and all, to loved ones who cant be with us at this time. Lets count our blessings ie a Range Rover that runs.
Never mind the Range Rover, let's all be glad if ANY Land Rover runs.:)
 
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.:D:D
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't. :D:D Only joking , I owe my life as i am now to the latest model . The first would have left me on the floor and not called tor an ambulance, after three strokes. What goes around comes around I always say, She died on her own from an aortic aneurysm last year.:eek: Time for another drink I think..

I think there is a certain song in the”wizard of oz “ that is good to sing in situations like that...,
When my x died I sang it for weeks....
:D:D:D
 
I think there is a certain song in the”wizard of oz “ that is good to sing in situations like that...,
When my x died I sang it for weeks....
:D:D:D
I know the one, I remember a vicar at a crematorium being given a wizard of oz CD by a grieving family to play Somewhere over the Rainbow,he pressed the random play button and played the song about the wicked witch of the West being dead.:eek::D
 

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