Aww guys, you kill me.
Honest tho', trouble is it was going. I fitted it & immediately thought, "yep, that does look crap"..........Now, because of the multifarious & honestly feckin hilarious comparisons you've all now drawn it's staying & Slob, if you bump up the price of my plastic tropical fish I'll be feckin gutted & let you win them out of spite!
I'll, I'll (snivvle, snivvle) go & see the hairdressers. I bet they'll ALL ask me where I got it, then you'll all be sorry...............er, or something!