I have spent the past few days, on and off, talking someone through a very slight problem, which included an oil leak.
It's an FN LAND ROVER FFS!!
Anyway, he was all set to go on a 50-mile round trip to go and get a new gasket.
I suggested that he gets a Corn Flakes packet and make up one himself.
The trouble with Skype was that his wife was watching/listening, and she told him to tell me that they don't have any Corn Flakes, so they won't have a box, and, "Would an Alpen box do instead?"
I almost, very nearly, came quite cl;ose to requiring a clean pair of skiddies!