the_wolf · Oct 22, 2013

Blue peter? Showing your age there

Bix · Oct 22, 2013

Shaddap! I'm not old.

TD5power · Oct 22, 2013

Bix said:
There's your answer. He could be watching Blue Peter, think "she's a bit alright" and rub one out.

dutty bugger

TD5power · Oct 22, 2013

Bix said:
Shaddap! I'm not old.

that helen skelton bird were alright

the_wolf · Oct 22, 2013

TD5power said:
that helen skelton bird were alright

Just alright? You're a fussy bugger. She's only 30 anorl. I definitely wouldn't say no!!

TD5power · Oct 22, 2013

the_wolf said:
Just alright? You're a fussy bugger. She's only 30 anorl. I definitely wouldn't say no!!

cracking pair of boobies

Bix · Oct 22, 2013

td5power said:
I fapped to those norks

FTFY

The anti-CAPS filter boils my tits.

Grimmer · Oct 23, 2013

Bix said:
There's your answer. He could be watching One Man and his Dog, think "she's a bit alright" and rub one out.

Thats probably nearer the truth

Defenderofthefaith · Oct 23, 2013

TD5power said:
that helen skelton bird were alright

Whooooo???

It were Janet Ellis in my day, phwoarr!

zeaphod · Oct 30, 2013

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blackstrat · Feb 13, 2014

:bump:

So can we have a section on Helen Skelton then?