A chap i used to know who lives on a farm keeps his Landy in a big shed with double doors in the end. After the gypsies invaded his farm on saturday morning while he was out shopping and the police told him there was nothing they could do for (i think) seven days he hung up the phone and engaged his brain...
The next call he made was to HM Customs and Exise. He informed them that several vehicles were parked on his land and they were using red diesel when they shouldn't be...
They arrived WITH police, dipped the tanks and removed about half of the two or three year old vans.
The following week his barn got broken into...
Landy wasn't taken but after that he parks his bulldozer right up against the doors. He told me that, "if they can move that drott, they're welcome to anything in the building!"