This just raises so many questions...
Is this a stationary ditch or I should be on the look out for rapid moving, malicious, daredevil ditches heading towards me down the road looking for trouble?
A kind of ASBO ditch.
Are we all going to crash into the same ditch (in which case it would have to be more like cheddar gorge than a normal ditch) or is it a kind of venus flytrap-esque ditch that will digest the last landy before waiting for the next of us to happen along?
The roads are obviously more dangerous than I thought!