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easye1
Banned
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feck me, a man from came looking fer meat to meet up wiv..
now thats kinda poofs talk so`s i bin told halfanote..
dont fink theres many bender bars in colchester,
but you`d betterera ask johno gould..
oh and yer issues,
well how can we put that nicely,
ok, you a keen fisherman lad....
coz ya took the ferkin bait hook line and ferking boat aswell..:your_wrong:
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Ah, I see !!.
So it is obviously I that is the fool here then !.
( Im aready meeting a man in Essex, one more wont make any difference ).
easye1
Banned
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its not yer tyres that yer smokin is it me old cock.
if you can see the difference between an orange coloured cast of a made up programme about non existant groups of people,
yer orf ya trolley - jack..
I mean, oop norf its all like the last of the summer wine innit,
as thats fer real, as the old boys die FFS!
and the burds all look like nora batty..
now then, "batty"
coupled wiv your "girls wiv cocks" WELL
seems you been schmokin summit more then feckin "strange"
or jus maybee ladyboys are foremost stuck as thorts in ya mind..
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girls wiv cocks.....
I recon your travels to err, your mindest place of wonderment :hysterically_laughi
is as wierd as your reply...lol..lol.
ESSEX
is it the same place as Harlow.
err, nope
ESSEX, is it the same place as stansted, err, well yeah,
but ya dont see there nor Frinton (you look it up lad) ....
on feckin towie or townies or feckin tinsel town............
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quick chorus of,
I do like to be beside the seaside...... :hysterically_laughi
easye1
Banned
So it is obviously I that is the fool here then !.
so, your up fer a 3 in a bed now me old cock...
fraid its not my schene,
but if thats your thing lad......
I`d prefur sitting down thankyou..
johnlad
Well-Known Member
what the fcuk are you on
easye1
Banned
easye1
Banned
oh, you big boy you,
so you know how well they work for you too then lad..
look lad, I can say lad coz your not as old as me.
I love a laugh, but I love a laugh at those who target areas they know very little about,
like the 2 fcukwitts having a go about ESSEX.
those that actually know ESSEX,
know its as different as chalk and cheese, but those that dont know feckall "think"
think that Harlow (yuk)
or towie
represents ALL of ESSEX..
its a bit like me thinking oop north is like "last of the summer wine"
and all the men are like compo,
and yer wimmin are like nora batty...lol
now, If I "really" thought that, I`d be as fekin daft as those that believe,
towie is a resemblence of ALL in ESSEX...
as I sigh deeply as I walk away shaking my head at "others"
I have lived in ESSEX for 55 years when I moved there from east london at 10 years of age.
I have lived in various "areas" of ESSEX in 55 years,
had a holiday home in ESSEX for 10 of them years,
and now retired early @ 55 and lived in coastal ESSEX for the last 10 years.
from the east end of london to my current home is about 70 miles`ish,
but in them miles, even the dialect changes !!!
we have a transcontinental port a few miles from me,
a ex roman town a few miles the other way from me, we also have the suffolk borders from me the other way too,
but all areas each have there own dialect/regional speech.
Oh, If I go the opposite way from other 3 by 10 metres,
i`m swimming !!!
My referance to FRINTON, known by "outsiders" like me as "Frintonia"
is subject to a TV documetarty on Frinton and its Inhabitants who live
"behind the gates"
(behind the gates is either,
your inside,
or outside)
a world apart difference in style of living from its nearest neighbour in dear old Walton on the Naze!! just a few more miles eastwards
Frinton boasts a £500.000 bog block/****ehouse/toilets I kid you not!!
and more ex bankers per square mile than any other area of the UK.
it was joked you need neither a driving license nor car tax when driving "inside" the gates of Frinton as it was a special enclave for the eldery rich!!
that is also a load of bollix!!
johnlad
Well-Known Member
oh, you big boy you,
so you know how well they work for you too then lad..
look lad, I can say lad coz your not as old as me.
I love a laugh, but I love a laugh at those who target areas they know very little about,
like the 2 fcukwitts having a go about ESSEX.
those that actually know ESSEX,
know its as different as chalk and cheese, but those that dont know feckall "think"
think that Harlow (yuk)
or towie
represents ALL of ESSEX..
its a bit like me thinking oop north is like "last of the summer wine"
and all the men are like compo,
and yer wimmin are like nora batty...lol
now, If I "really" thought that, I`d be as fekin daft as those that believe,
towie is a resemblence of ALL in ESSEX...
as I sigh deeply as I walk away shaking my head at "others"
I have lived in ESSEX for 55 years when I moved there from east london at 10 years of age.
I have lived in various "areas" of ESSEX in 55 years,
had a holiday home in ESSEX for 10 of them years,
and now retired early @ 55 and lived in coastal ESSEX for the last 10 years.
from the east end of london to my current home is about 70 miles`ish,
but in them miles, even the dialect changes !!!
we have a transcontinental port a few miles from me,
a ex roman town a few miles the other way from me, we also have the suffolk borders from me the other way too,
but all areas each have there own dialect/regional speech.
Oh, If I go the opposite way from other 3 by 10 metres,
i`m swimming !!!
My referance to FRINTON, known by "outsiders" like me as "Frintonia"
is subject to a TV documetarty on Frinton and its Inhabitants who live
"behind the gates"
(behind the gates is either,
your inside,
or outside)
a world apart difference in style of living from its nearest neighbour in dear old Walton on the Naze!! just a few more miles eastwards
Frinton boasts a £500.000 bog block/****ehouse/toilets I kid you not!!
and more ex bankers per square mile than any other area of the UK.
it was joked you need neither a driving license nor car tax when driving "inside" the gates of Frinton as it was a special enclave for the eldery rich!!
that is also a load of bollix!!
verbal diarrhoea anyone, i think its a side effect
easye1
Banned
yes lad, we learn it well from you lad!
taking a pop at someone then getting snotty is also being a prized cock me old lad too.
if yer cant take it, dont feck with it in the first place.
its a Easye lesson to learn.....
oh, lad, I been to Blackpool too,
years ago, about 45 years ago thinking about it, well before you was about,
was shocked to find things were different to london then,
but loved the tinsel town glitter thats hiding the real Blackpool.
like bright lipstick on an old tart really..
but I guess you love it....
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redwingslandrover
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buckshot
Well-Known Member
johnlad
Well-Known Member
yes lad, we learn it well from you lad!
taking a pop at someone then getting snotty is also being a prized cock me old lad too.
if yer cant take it, dont feck with it in the first place.
its a Easye lesson to learn.....
you should take a lesson from what you say as you talk ****e, typical of an essezx dickhead, regardless of what age you say you are,the thread was started by a prat from your neck of the woods, probably spawn of your groin, you know like ameba, you thick ####
easye1
Banned
oh, was that your little blue tabs making me thick?
or your realisation your talking yerself into a bigger cnut..
dont give up lad, coz I is here fer a while, i`m not dead yet..
top-cat
Well-Known Member
I worked for 6 months in Grays, what a ****e hole that was, went to sarf end that wasnt any better. 6 month contract on a 93 bed newbuild nursing home, every trade was from ap norf. The locals hated it all us norvenors taking their jobs. We wouldnt have been there if they could have done the jobs.
oh, you big boy you,
so you know how well they work for you too then lad..
look lad, I can say lad coz your not as old as me.
I love a laugh, but I love a laugh at those who target areas they know very little about,
like the 2 fcukwitts having a go about ESSEX.
those that actually know ESSEX,
know its as different as chalk and cheese, but those that dont know feckall "think"
think that Harlow (yuk)
or towie
represents ALL of ESSEX..
its a bit like me thinking oop north is like "last of the summer wine"
and all the men are like compo,
and yer wimmin are like nora batty...lol
now, If I "really" thought that, I`d be as fekin daft as those that believe,
towie is a resemblence of ALL in ESSEX...
as I sigh deeply as I walk away shaking my head at "others"
I have lived in ESSEX for 55 years when I moved there from east london at 10 years of age.
I have lived in various "areas" of ESSEX in 55 years,
had a holiday home in ESSEX for 10 of them years,
and now retired early @ 55 and lived in coastal ESSEX for the last 10 years.
from the east end of london to my current home is about 70 miles`ish,
but in them miles, even the dialect changes !!!
we have a transcontinental port a few miles from me,
a ex roman town a few miles the other way from me, we also have the suffolk borders from me the other way too,
but all areas each have there own dialect/regional speech.
Oh, If I go the opposite way from other 3 by 10 metres,
i`m swimming !!!
My referance to FRINTON, known by "outsiders" like me as "Frintonia"
is subject to a TV documetarty on Frinton and its Inhabitants who live
"behind the gates"
(behind the gates is either,
your inside,
or outside)
a world apart difference in style of living from its nearest neighbour in dear old Walton on the Naze!! just a few more miles eastwards
Frinton boasts a £500.000 bog block/****ehouse/toilets I kid you not!!
and more ex bankers per square mile than any other area of the UK.
it was joked you need neither a driving license nor car tax when driving "inside" the gates of Frinton as it was a special enclave for the eldery rich!!
that is also a load of bollix!!
I had an uncle Who lived in great bromley most of his life he used to supply the whole area with duty free drink and fags. I dont suppose i ever considered that area being in essex.
Grays was certainly not a good advert for essex, but i guess thats how i considered essex to be, i always take as i find
johnlad
Well-Known Member
what, like a **** HOLE
easye1
Banned
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good reply mate.
Indeed Grays is very bad, always has been as its near to Tilbury ports areas.
Now, the whole riverside is being rebuilt by a new super port called Thamesport I think.
still miles away from me thank god
LOl at your great bromley story, as the leader (exleader now) of our council and his wife live in Gt Bromley.
both were on the payroll, her being an Essex county Councillor as well pulling in excess of £90.000 per year plus expences plus, there own onsite belt & buckles making bussiness ££££ss
your comments about northen builders just may be true, but in the local areas we are over run with old peoples homes, so its VERY big business, and tendered costs have to be met, at the cheapest prices..
need i say more?
friends who are in the construction business are working all over the place now on various projects, all seem very busy, all seem happy to travel for the BIG ££££sss
its just a way of life I guess.
the more affluent arrive on our coast to there holiday homes
(we have numerous holiday camps) with pickup trucks towing seedoo jetskis or speadboats..
along with the nessesary gold bling...lol.
