yella

yella

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the time has come where my son has out grown the "landy zone oh facial boiler suit"

now this isnt just any old boiler suit, it is a speshul boiler suit with a said pedigree. this boiler suit started life as the landy zone oh facial boiler suit when it belonged to our lordship mr slobs youngest child. as it was out grown it was then passed to me for my youngest child to be worn whilst "helping dad" and generally making a feckin nuisance of himself. unfortunately, he has now outgrown it and it is time to be passed on.
it is a proper boiler suit in green with red zips.it even has a **** zip fitted fer those little emergency's. there are a few stains of paint et al from use and only adds to its pedigree. to qualify for the merit of looking after the "landy zone oh facial boiler suit" you must have a child around the age of 6 and of average build for their years. you must solemnly swear to let your child wear the said item everytime they are helpng you. you must also swear that once your child has outgrown it you will advertise for a new child to be awarded the honour.you will be scrutineered by the panel of ex "landy zone oh facial boler suit" holders.

let the applications begin
 
the pitchure!!! yer forgot the pitchure.. oooh ffs, yer can't trust im to do nowt
 
well yer might qualify, yer will have yer wait fer the oh facial leader ter scrutineer yer
 
very well then if ya gonna be that way :D









but think they would enjoy, they turn 6 on dec. 17th:eek:
 
timberjock said:
I has one whos just turned 7 would he still count :D
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Ah doubt it there aren't many jockanese that can count at all. Especially not as young as 7. Maybe when he's had a few more years of schooling he might be able to get past ten with out taking his shoes off. :D
 
reet we need a conpertitshun fer it.. so heres the rools. yer get the sprog in question to write in telling us , the committee, why they should be the one or ones to receive the LZ boiler suit.

it would help if yella posted a piccy like wot he dun sed he wood!
 
they bee tuning 6 on dec. 17th and think they love me landy more than me, tis a 95 3.9 disco, was once owned by the dept. of defence, so it has been USED fer what it saposed to be. needles to say I've (we've) dun alot of werk to er, now its mostly maintnance. anyway every time I go under er they be there with them litle wrenches thinking they be doing somthing BIG. recon they are, (learnig the landy fer when they get one) seeing how I will "ALWAYS" be owning a landy from now on theys got a bit more learning to do, as do I.

took them to see santa, they told him they want land rover just like dads, so they be getting a remote controled landy fer christmas.:D and the amount of time they spend with me and the landy bonding, and doing "guy" stuff is soooooo much more then I could have ever imagined. I guess the landy is more then a rig, its a father son thing and I owe a great deal of THANKS to the landy. although the wife will never understand all the time we spend under er I know that the time is well spent even if we be just checking things out and learning the names of the parts, or just getting dirt and greese on our hands to say we did something. if they did receive the boiler suit it would be worn with great PRIDE, as it should. and when it be too little fer em it'll be reissued to anoter member who would have the same admeration as me kids would.
 
my little jock sprog would be really happy to wear lz boiler suit so he could pass spanner and other tools as needed while being with his dad learning what proper boys toys are about.:D it would also help match him to the ex mod 90 he so likes to be in:D . as is the rules once it no longers fits him it would be passed on to another worthey LZ,er as set by the committee , whos command should be obayed.:D :D
 
reet then timber jock, we, the oh facial comittee have decided that yer wee jockaneeze sprog is to be the oh facial winner of the "landyzone oh facial boiler suit" please snd me a pm with yer wee mans name and address and i will get them in the post. seen as i havent had time fer a piccy, we need a piccyof yer wee man in the "landyzone oh facial boiler suit" as soon as he is in receipt of it
 
I hopes your gonna delouse it first. after you've been round all them sheeps
 
thas not bitter. thas sensible advice. stop the spreading of mad sheeps disease
 
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