tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

I am interested in buying a toy land rover for my 14 year old son to drive around in. It should be no bigger than 3 feet tall in height, with an area of no bigger than 2 meters, and it must be operated by pedal powar. All of my searches for toy land rovers have come up with ridiculus things designed especcially for small children.

He needs this help immediatly to help him pull him self a woman. As i am lying awake at night in fear of him turning homosexual.

PLEASE HELP.

TD5power · Mar 4, 2013

If you buy him a pedal power land rover he will become a homosexual, buy him a real on, make a man out of him

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

TD5power said:
If you buy him a pedal power land rover he will become a homosexual, buy him a real on, make a man out of him

I would but at 14 he's not old enough. Girls hate boys who break the law in such way. So he needs a pedal power land rover to ensure he can get to his ballet lessons on time.

TD5power · Mar 4, 2013

tomsviews said:
I would but at 14 he's not old enough. Girls hate boys who break the law in such way. So he needs a pedal power land rover to ensure he can get to his ballet lessons on time.

Ballet lessons? Get him a pink pedal powered gaylander then, I think someone on here has some spare pink paint after doing their winch in pink

If you don't want him to be gay then buy him a mountain bike

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

TD5power said:
Ballet lessons? Get him a pink pedal powered gaylander then, I think someone on here has some spare pink paint after doing their winch in pink

If you don't want him to be gay then buy him a mountain bike

No he definatly wants a land rover, i would suggest a mountain bike except we dont live near any mountains.

bushwwacker · Mar 4, 2013

TD5power · Mar 4, 2013

tomsviews said:
No he definatly wants a land rover, i would suggest a mountain bike except we dont live near any mountains.

If he wants a land rover then get him a series or disco that's in need of work and he can restore it until he can drive, if he does all the heavy lifting he will build muscle too, woman love muscle

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

TD5power said:
If he wants a land rover then get him a series or disco that's in need of work and he can restore it until he can drive, if he does all the heavy lifting he will build muscle too, woman love muscle

Seriously?
Damn after all of those after school trips to McDonalds that i took him on, to help to buid up one of those guts that women know and love.

TD5power · Mar 4, 2013

tomsviews said:
Seriously?
Damn after all of those after school trips to McDonalds that i took him on, to help to buid up one of those guts that women know and love.

Shame on you. Get him to the gym

Soloby Rob · Mar 4, 2013

Get him one of these.

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

TD5power said:
Shame on you. Get him to the gym

The thing is though with a peddle power land rover he wont need to get himself down to the gym, the chubby bugger could get all of his exercise on that.

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

Soloby Rob said:
Get him one of these.

Ive looked at them previously but they dont have the same offroad ability as a land rover.

TD5power · Mar 4, 2013

tomsviews said:
The thing is though with a peddle power land rover he wont need to get himself down to the gym, the chubby bugger could get all of his exercise on that.

Hmm true but all the effort will be pointless as people will think he is gay

Soloby Rob · Mar 4, 2013

tomsviews said:
Ive looked at them previously but they dont have the same offroad ability as a land rover.

You just need a lift kit, bigger wheels and tyres (try asking on here) and new cranked bull**** arms.

Andy Land · Mar 4, 2013

Just buy him a tray of fancy cakes (they bake 'em in the Gaylander section) and get him a pink tent ... that should make him camp!

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

TD5power said:
Hmm true but all the effort will be pointless as people will think he is gay

It appears that gay people in lincolnshire must be completeley different to gay people in Staffordshire, as he will be one of the most masculine men about.

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

Andy Land said:
Just buy him a tray of fancy cakes (they bake 'em in the Gaylander section) and get him a pink tent ... that should make him camp!

There will be no need to buy cakes. He is a master at baking a good old fairy cake.

tomsviews · Mar 4, 2013

Soloby Rob said:
You just need a lift kit, bigger wheels and tyres (try asking on here) and new cranked bull**** arms.

The main problem is that it is only a 3 wheeler, which is no good offroad. Has there ever been a 3 wheeled land rover? Somehow i doubt it.

Soloby Rob · Mar 4, 2013

tomsviews said:
The main problem is that it is only a 3 wheeler, which is no good offroad. Has there ever been a 3 wheeled land rover? Somehow i doubt it.

First time for everything, give it a go, you could become an overnight success.

oxides · Mar 4, 2013

I've had enough of this - I'm calling Social Services. You are clearly a bad parent. Do what everyone else does and buy him a "girlfriend".

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