gold rover
Well-Known Member
Now THAT made me laugh so loud , dog thought something was wrong and came running over
Sorry, give the dog a pat from me!Now THAT made me laugh so loud , dog thought something was wrong and came running over
And peeps know i'm normally pretty polite.Now THAT made me laugh so loud , dog thought something was wrong and came running over
The guy just instantly got my goat.
What sort of pr at buys a handbag harry excuse for a car, 4 years old, then comes on here demanding advice? He's obviously got more money than sense so why doesn't he take it to the garage and get the fu cker fixed while he is in the nail bar?
gold rover
Well-Known Member
Hopefully you/we won't have to put up with his bad attitude again.
If he stays maybe he will have learned that manners mean something.
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I'm actually going to answer your query now.
"Jumping", what as if it is on a trampoline?
"Banging" as in the fifth of November or what your mum does to the milkman?
"Changing" as in putting on different clothes?
"In low gears", do you mean in low range or just when not in high heels?
"Break light" do you mean "brake light"?
"Censor" as in someone who puts black lines through what you write or do you mean "sensor" as in something that senses something?
"as anyone ad this fault" Sorry lapsed into cockney there. "HAS anyone had this fault"?
"Was it rectified" or as in "was it rammed up your rectum"?
"It's going in Monday" as in "going in the river?", or going into a garage? If so WHY THE FU CK ARE YOU BOTHERING US? GET YOUR FAT WALLET OUT AND BE PREPARED TO PAY MORE FOR IT THAN IT IS WORTH.
Stupid, rude, illiterate and non-mechanically minded MORON.
Next time, try being just a tiny tad polite.
Just wish the guy would answer now. Am getting into the swing!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Not sure he'll be back....
Sadly!
Sadly!
gold rover
Well-Known Member
I'm actually going to answer your query now.
"Jumping", what as if it is on a trampoline?
"Banging" as in the fifth of November or what your mum does to the milkman?
"Changing" as in putting on different clothes?
"In low gears", do you mean in low range or just when not in high heels?
"Break light" do you mean "brake light"?
"Censor" as in someone who puts black lines through what you write or do you mean "sensor" as in something that senses something?
"as anyone ad this fault" Sorry lapsed into cockney there. "HAS anyone had this fault"?
"Was it rectified" or as in "was it rammed up your rectum"?
"It's going in Monday" as in "going in the river?", or going into a garage? If so WHY THE FU CK ARE YOU BOTHERING US? GET YOUR FAT WALLET OUT AND BE PREPARED TO PAY MORE FOR IT THAN IT IS WORTH.
Stupid, rude, illiterate and non-mechanically minded MORON.
Next time, try being just a tiny tad polite.
And breathe.
Feeling better now
Tenebreaux
Well-Known Member
Actually, that's one of those gizmos Catholic priests use to swing incense around the gaff. I assumed he was having the car exorcised.
Hate to be a clever clogs but that is spelled "censer" and yes I did have to check!
I used to be a Catholic and the smell of incense was the best thing about having to go to church every Sunday!
Getting both himself and his car exorcised would be no bad thing!
Tenebreaux
Well-Known Member
I remember it well. Must be nearly forty years ago since the last time I whiffed it.
Last time I went to a Catholic church was for my first wedding to obviously my first wife. French. And I had a load of lines to say, and I forgot one line! Should have replaced it with "And do you promise not to be a control freaking sh!t for the rest of your life?"
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Welcome to the forum
Ignore the twots posting above. They only do it to pass the time as they can't fix yer car.
