"Detailers" make me laugh, they are cleaners who think they are god like creachers... who happen to bitch a lot and think they are perfectionists... bitch just take my ££ and clean my car....
 
"Detailers" make me laugh, they are cleaners who think they are god like creachers... who happen to bitch a lot and think they are perfectionists... bitch just take my ££ and clean my car....
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I only used one once - cost me £800!!! What! For a car wash
You paid £800 for the job, I bet you were delerious with the results.
Don't lower yourself LZ sheep status...

Detailing is a tedious, arduous, boring but fundamentally a skilled job, it's not a car wash! I buffed my L322 and fell asleep on a 10 minute basis.........

I guess you were trying to be cool and witty with your remark, if so haha, you got me, lol.


If you can back up your contempt, please describe your experience in detail, tell us really how you were dissatisfied, tell us your car was ready 8 hours later when it really shouldn't of been, tell us how you bought the proper light to see the halo's............My guess is you won't/can't.
Either way it's funny right? No?
 
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You paid £800 for the job, I bet you were delerious with the results.
Don't lower yourself LZ sheep status...

Detailing is a tedious, arduous, boring but fundamentally a skilled job, it's not a car wash! I buffed my L322 and fell asleep on a 10 minute basis.........

I guess you were trying to be cool and witty with your remark, if so haha, you got me, lol.


If you can back up your contempt, please describe your experience in detail, tell us really how you were dissatisfied, tell us your car was ready 8 hours later when it really shouldn't of been, tell us how you bought the proper light to see the halo's............My guess is you won't/can't.
Either way it's funny right? No?
my comment was not meant to be funny - it was a reply to a thread - but unlike your comment that was rude, mine was a point of fact. It took the guy Two days to clean the car (not that that has owt to do with your very poncey self) - yes clean the car, oh did I forget the 'serum' yes but lets not - so to make things correct:-
1. detailing is not a fookin skill
2. detailing is a fill in when you have time to waste
3. detailing is a fookin rip off and I will never have it done again and pay
4. detailing is a word that should be used for describing an item in full.
5. detail-ers are usually Polish
6. detail-ers should have listened at school !
7. £800 for a car wash - is a fookin rip off.
That said I did like the guy that did the job and I was happy with my car wash, but as clearly you are a washer of cars, git yeself round to ours on a Friday @ 3.00 when the lads return to the yard and you can wash all our vans and pick-ups and I will give you a fiver!
 
my comment was not meant to be funny - it was a reply to a thread - but unlike your comment that was rude, mine was a point of fact. It took the guy Two days to clean the car (not that that has owt to do with your very poncey self) - yes clean the car, oh did I forget the 'serum' yes but lets not - so to make things correct:-
1. detailing is not a fookin skill
2. detailing is a fill in when you have time to waste
3. detailing is a fookin rip off and I will never have it done again and pay
4. detailing is a word that should be used for describing an item in full.
5. detail-ers are usually Polish
6. detail-ers should have listened at school !
7. £800 for a car wash - is a fookin rip off.
That said I did like the guy that did the job and I was happy with my car wash, but as clearly you are a washer of cars, git yeself round to ours on a Friday @ 3.00 when the lads return to the yard and you can wash all our vans and pick-ups and I will give you a fiver!
Yes, I was a Dick and I sincerely apologise to you.
I only posted the thread because it had a Rangie in it.

I am not a detailer, that would be a fate worse than death, for me, but I understand the reasons it's not simply a car wash.

I think you've had a bad experience, the market is awash with monkeys who often don't have proper skills and can actually do damage.

Anyhoo, sorry for the offence.

Yeah, a fivers fine, d'ya want the insides doing?
 
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