Bit miserable tonight.
Always get like this when contemplating having to leave here and get back to Blighty but it is worse since that flipping blond idiot meant that we are now forced to get out before the forces of loranorder pounce on us for having overstayed our visa.
And I realise that this is mildly political, for which I apologise. I am now standing in the corner with my head bowed!
Funny story regarding this.
At primary school my bruv was once made to stand in the corner by his teacher Miss Guy. When there he got the overwhelming urge to pea. Having been naughty and sent to the corner he didn't dare ask to leave the room.
Miss Guy used to change her shoes when she got to school and put the other pair.......
in the corner.
So guess where lickle bruv relieved himself???
And he never got into trouble for it. So lord knows how she found out and what she did about it.
My teacher was called Miss Buckle. Funny names now I think of it. The school was The French Convent in Hull. Run by french nuns. The Mother Superior didn't even speak English.
I got expelled and to this day do not know why although I was once told by another particularly fierce nun that my behaviour was "diabolical" which at the age of 7 I didn't understand. They let me back in on probation.
We all know why its cause you were a wee nob-end
Spent the day out in the work boat & the rib boat zipping about.
