Double lick. We likes bikes at Wimblowdriver Towers. Just taxed me Sprint. And me tratter. Now I'm skint, state theft department is a bit richer than they were an hour ago. Bastids.Just back from another outing on the scooter. The weather is superb
Nice old pug van in the background. But i can't see anything else worth having
Marmaduke
Well-Known Member
Nice old pug van in the background. But i can't see anything else worth having
Is that helpful
Nah. Still nothing
Cant park in the designated space is what I see
.J
Marmaduke
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Leaves more space for the old boy who's parked next to me to open his door without ****in' my stepsCant park in the designated space is what I see
J
GREAT Grandad, you cheeky sod!
and she obviously has no clue in the kitchen if she makes tea with a pan and a whisk!
(Not that she'd be making much tea, methinks).
How long did it take you to do that tiling? See what you mean about the floor tiles!
Haha
It took me a year every time she walked in id just down tools
Paid my planning fee application for my garage £401 squids, still got another 200 for advertising an 500 to the
architect, already paid him a grand, he asked when he would get the rest my reply was when its
all past ya fkn coconut. I just found out the planning received my application at the start of march.
I fkn paid him in November. Pr!ck
Anyhoo ive calmed down now.
architect, already paid him a grand, he asked when he would get the rest my reply was when its
all past ya fkn coconut. I just found out the planning received my application at the start of march.
I fkn paid him in November.
Pr!ck Anyhoo ive calmed down now.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Is that yer guard dog?
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Did yer park that or abandon it?
Looks like it rained anorl.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Last fing yer wants is yer own door knocked.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
well rememberedHe will probably wipe his shoes on yer step before he gets into his motor arnol
it's gorra be good for somefink
So you parked your scooter next to a big boys bike?
Is that a j@@p? You kept that quiet didn’t you!
You'd have to check the Guinness book of Records, but I think CVs are the most lied in documentsEr fink you did
I have seen plenty of CVs where they could be superstars but after seeing and talking they didnt even know what end of a sledge hammer to pick up
Also a lot of fibs, Also saying they had worked on rigs that I was on, saying they were something they weren't or not even there
CVs
J
apart of course from political manifestos!
Don't fit into a bay properly then?
Still can't park in a bay.
"Driving j**ps makes your eyes go funny"
