Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye hadder nap this afternoon so eye din't faller sheep int chair ter nite. Me fone be ont charge from er 7Ah battery un fag socket charger. Eye got soasij rolls anorl. Thar beer welly copta int sky wotchin over ma hippo. He beer sheep int garage. Ah din't get much done terday but eye has bin choppin. Sainsbury's be movin stuff er bout ter annoy me. Bastids.