Bobbin traynin be not garn well this mownin. Ah fort eyed be clevva un use me pro go ter film im. Ah can control it wiv me fone so ah dunt need ter luk int his direction when he be gerrin wurms. Me pro go be fat ont 1% when eye piks it tup so ah left it ont charge while eye be int baf. Ah gets int kitchin un fill me wataing can ter fill me burd baf un me brush ter clean it ur bit. Ah then get me pro go oot un tries ter gerrit ter talk ter me fone. Eye int messed wivvit fer 6 mumfs un ah fergettid. Ah tried ter gerrit wurkin on blueteef burrit be needing me lowcation fing turned ont un it be whyfi intstead. Ah feked erboot wivvit ferra whyle then gorrit wurkin. So ah went oot un put me tub er wurms by me bricks un sat free fut erway frommit ont me spung. Ah beer clevva ippo as eye gorrit ont 50 fames er secund ter capture is flite un stopped it bleepin. Ah puts me pro go ont slabs unnit be too low so ah stud it ont lite bulb box unnit it be too tall so eye stud it onna small tinna paynt un be still ah bit eye so ah tipped it fewwud wivver wurm unda it ter tip it fewwud. Un thats when fings wheely got feken stooopid.
Thar be burds flyin tall ova. It wur like being tunda eyffrow. Ah cud ear a burd tweetin int direction of me kitchin ruf. Sum small burds loyterin erbout me gardin trees. They be gray. Ah seend wot eye fink wurra burd flyin oot ova me kitchin ruf. Ah had ter block ah gap fromt naybors eggtension ter stoppum gerrin int last yeer. It be still thar but ah were finkin they be fownd ernuvva way int. Ah dunt mind but ah wudda prefured purrin tuppa box wivva camra int ter wotch em. Ah kept waytin fer me bobbin un practicin wiv me pro go. Got positin white un ready. Then he appeared on fence. Ah grey wun turned tup anorl but went. Then that beer nuvva wun flowd ter me kitchin ruf un ah luked rand ter sea it un me bibbin flowd darn ter gerra wum un eye missd im. He flowd oft tafta. Ah had just turned on me pro go ter record bur he be too qwick. Ah continued ter wayt un thar be more buds erbout. Thar be free lil ones that follow each uvva frompt one tree ter next playin. Each tyme ah cud ear churpin frompt me kitchin ruf it stopped whenna gray bud flowt oot top ovvit. Ah cuddunt see where as they just cum tova gutterint. Ah be tup set thar be sum lil grey ones garn int to me bobbins bush where is nest be last yeer. Am not too shor if it be thar this yeer or anuvva. When eye last lookd it be lukin wored oot un not much left ah mumf ergo.
Me bobbin then landid ont is fence but ah made the mistayk er lukerin ut im derect so he flowd oft int nayburs gardin derecton. Ah be tup set ut finkin me bobbin be avvin problums wiv sqwattas. Ah sticked erbout ferrabit um spottid ur burd sat ont me kitchin gutterint so ah stud tup un wenta avva luk. Then ah nowticed me bobbin erpeared ont me fence ter me side un me wurms be behind me. Armd wiv me fone un nows me pro go be last seed ont 9% ah luked erway fromt boddin un startid me camera recordin wivvoot lukin rownd. Bobbin then flowed darn un me fone lost contact wiv pro go as it wenta sheep as it be tyid. Bastid. Bobbin flowd oft un me black burd flowd darn int tother bush.
So ah gottid a luk ut me ruf by standin ont me sor orse un cant see wots appenin so ah washes oot me burd baff un fills wiv wata. Ah gives tup un leaves me bobbin sum wurms un gars ter wuk where eye confurms none of me vido's gorra bobbin int. Un eye be not sure thar be nest int kitchun ruf or not anorl.